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Star Wars Episode II Wraps

Posted by Hemos on from the only-another-year-to-jar-jar dept.

ucribido writes "StarWars episode II, as yet untitled film, has wrapped up shooting ahead of shedule. No advanced story lines given although the just freshly completed script was apparently stolen and offered of sale for $100,000 big ones to the fan site The Force.net. More about the shoot here "

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  1. "advanced story line" ??? by Alban · · Score: 5

    "No advanced story lines given"

    Right, there are probably no advanced story lines, judging from episode 1 ! :)

  2. I stole it! by ffatTony · · Score: 5

    and the reason i refuse ot see it:
    [ ~ ]$ cat script.txt | grep -iE "Jar.*jar" | wc -l
    328
    *Shudder*

  3. I thought star-wars fans were smart! by gtx · · Score: 5

    who would steal a script and then make it known to everyone that they were trying to sell it for $100,000?

    on that note, for 100,000 big ones, that mofo better cook me breakfast, suck my cock and sing the star spangled banner for me. That's ridiculous.

    on the subject of jar-jar, i think i know how this should go...

    STAR WARS, EPISODE TWO: DIE GUNGAN BITCH!

    The movie begins with Yoda , Anakin, and Jar-Jar in a room discussing the status quo. Anakin is visably pissed

    Yoda: Anakin, you must not have hatred in your heart, for lead you to the dark side, that will!
    Anakin: But master yoda, I FUCKING HATE JAR-JAR, and i'm going to kill him!
    Jar Jar: Yousa say i'ma gonna die?
    Anakin then unsheathes his light-sabre and rips jar-jar a new one, and jar jar dies.
    Yoda: Kill jar jar you did! Relieved I am, but now Darth Vader you become!
    Anakin: Small price to pay, bitch! Now i don't have to listen to that BITCH for the next 2 HOURS!
    Yoda: Thank you! Complete your training has now become!

    end scene 1

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