Sea Floor - Surface - Satellite - Shore
slambo writes: "Wondering how research is conducted on the ocean floor? One of the methods, as described by Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution (WHOI) is to put sensors on the sea floor that transmit the data through a cable to a buoy that then bounces the data through a satellite to the land station. They have an overview on their website. The main advantage of this setup is near real-time monitoring of activities on the sea floor."
Having worked in Woods Hole for three years, I can tell you that it isn't NEARLY as cool as it sounds from the web pages. The system is working, and the buoy farm offshore makes for a highly effective testbed, but the complications associated with satellite delivery of data from floating buoys make the data connections tenuous at best, and horrible at worst. Ever try to deliver data to a satellite from a floating ocean buoy when it's raining? Don't bother.....
Like... um... little crabbies walking along? Now we'll um... know when those crabbies move 3 feet to the left! Imagine the advancement of science! And... um... we could incorporate the star wars defense system to ah... catch lobsters! Yeah! Why, there hasn't been such a huge advance in lobster catching technology since the lobster cage!
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
Personally I think that we're not spending enough on things like this, because at the rate that America and the rest of the first world is using up natural resources and producing pollution soon the only place left with any kind of survival and resource potential is going to be on the ocean floor near hydrothermal vents where we can life alongside the bacteria and algae.
But apart from that this is pretty interesting, and a much better use of our scientific resources than YADMP (Yet Another Doomed Mars Probe). It makes more sense to understand our own planet before we go haring off into outer space, because despite what techno-fetishists tell you, space is no solution to any of our problems, whereas the sea is a resource we haven't really begun to tap.
Now before anyone misinterprets my words to mean "ocean dumping of nuclear waste" or says something nonsensical like "what if it 'comes up' in a volcano somewhere else", recall that ALL of the Earth's current internal heat is generated by the natural radioactive elements present in the Earth (see: http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/env99/env087 .htm).
And since most radioactive elements are heavy, they tend to sink and not come back up. Those that do reemerge to the surface are diffused across the globe and are indistinguishable from natural radioactivity.
Support subduction zone dumping of nuclear waste now! Write your legislators! Get funding allocated to research this at your local University. It *is* a good idea. And far better than anything else yet conceived of what to do with the waste.
"Why not just quit making the waste? You overlook world energy shortages."
DSFP (Deap Sea Floor Probe) #223-K
Summary of data for 1/10/1901
Humidity: %100 +/- 0%
Light: 0 Lumens +/- 0 Lumens
Pressure: OVERFLOW
Temperature: 0.56 C