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Nano-pants

Posted by michael on from the like-mini-skirts,-but-smaller dept.

anvilmark writes "Saw an article at USA Today about a new manufacturing technology that adds stain-resistance and Gore-Tex like abilities to fabrics. The company Nano-Tex has developed a process that adds whiskers to cotton or man-made fibers that repel water but still allow sweat to pass. It's only supposed to add $5.00 to the cost of a pair of pants."

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  1. Another Screenplay Spoof by packphour · · Score: 5
    INT. - ELEMENTARY SCHOOL YARD - DAY
    We close in on a group of kids who are pointing and laughing at one poor boy.
    Kids
    (in unison)
    "Pee Pee Pendergrass, pee'd his shorts. Pee Pee Pendergrass, is a weak bladder dork!"
    Little Pendergrass cries...

    20 Years Later.

    INT. - LABRATORY - NIGHT

    Pendergrass
    "I've done it! I've done it! Never again will people with bladder problems be publicly humiliated!"
    MONTAGE:

    JCPenny's display of Nano-Pants, Nano-Pants commercial of a little boy who seems to be peeing and smiling happily, Slashdot posting of the story...

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    -p4

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