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mSQL: It's Baaaccckkkkk

Posted by Hemos on from the i-want-some-of-what-they-are-smoking dept.

Leomania writes "In this press release on the mSQL (aka Mini SQL) website, it appears that mSQL is once again under development. A new release is slated for February 15th, and support will be available starting February 1st."

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  1. Only a-l and n-z are left. by Pinback · · Score: 4

    Everyone hurry, there is still time to write your own database implementation.
    Beware though, several names should be reserved: Linus gets lSQL.
    oSQL nSQL and fSQL go to OpenBSD, NetBSD, and FreeBSD respectively. Apple will want aSQL, which will actually just be fSQL with the first letter changed. Stallman will write GNUsql, which much to his chagrin, will be called gSQL.
    Mircrosoft will sue Hughes, claiming that the m in mSQL stands for Microsoft.

    And I want bSQL. Cause its just BS.

  2. It's alive... by Bonker · · Score: 4

    "Quick Igor, get the wooden stake! The garlic's not working!"

    "Yeth, Mathter."

    "And now the axe! I should have listened to old man Ellison when he said you had to properly dispose of these things."

    "Thall we be burning it, Mathter?"

    "One step at a time, Igor. To properly dispose of a vampire SQL package, you have to make sure none of the embers escape, or we'll have to deal with this all over again!"


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