Fishermen Net Giant Squid Off Tasmania
Jake Dodgie writes: "A giant squid Architeuthis like the one made famous by Peter Benchley, the famed author of Jaws, in his book Beast has been netted
in waters off Tasmania this week.
Get the story at Museum Victoria's Web site."
In short, is there any way someone could produce the first live specimen of a giant squid by sticking DNA from the next dead one found into "live" eggs of another squid variety?
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For years and years we've been finding all these "dead" giant squid, but we've never found a "live" one. When are scientists going to face up to the fact that maybe they aren't as smart as they think they are? These giant squid aren't dead. They are alive and living perfectly happily (until we cut them up and put them into jars, and even then who knows?); they are just faking death hoping we'll let them go. "Science" just doesn't have the knowledge to know that just because it isn't alive by current standards doesn't mean that it isn't alive in some other way. What if they are hyperdimensional beings? What if their body is contained in three dimensions, but their "life" and "spirit" are contained elsewhere? What if they are a hive society and they have no brain when seperated from the queen? All these holier than thou scientists really piss me off. If we are so smart that we can boats under the water and on top of the water AT THE SAME TIME, why can't we find a couple animals that are 300 feet long?
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I doubt most restraunt goers would notice the difference. Besides, it'd probably kill all those spiral bacterial in the stomach that cause ulcers.
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"In short, is there any way someone could produce the first live specimen of a giant squid by sticking DNA from the next dead one found into "live" eggs of another squid variety?"
Generally, the more "primitive" an animal, the easier it is to clone, so it could very well be possible.
Unfortunately, to produce a living giant squid clone, we need a living giant squid to provide the donor nucleus for the cloning process. In the (non-crackpot) cases where a dead animal has been cloned, it was done with tissue samples removed either before or just immediately after death. So, a dead squid would work only if it was so fresh that not all of it's tissues had technically died yet.
some guy (it was in an issue of Discovery magazine, I forget which one) has worked out a Unified theory of stuff that works just fine if you eliminate time from all equations. so what we're 'experiencing' is just an infinite number of universes strung together to make it appear as if we're moving from one state to another.
with that in mind, hyperdimensional calimari that are fake 3-dimensional death to escape not-as-smart-as-we-think-we-are scientists doesn't sound that implausible, ne?
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