Alas Poor DALnet, We Hardly Knew Ye
cryptonix was among the first to write with the outcome of the long-rumored DALnet/AOL acquisition game: "Direct from their site: The DALnet IRC Network, a leader in Internet Chat, announces that a sale of it's network infrastructure and services has been agreed with America Online for $1.5 million. America Online, one of the worlds largest international internet service providers has been negotiating with the DALnet IRC Network for approximately 1 month in secret negotiations. *sigh*"
See here
You can apply to have your server be on DALNet, and how can AOL buy that??
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America Online also has plans to replace the position of administrators with automated inteligence bots that respond in a logical manor. These bots will be able to provide more "services" for the average user.
Although I'm sure automated bots indeed could provide better service than your average AOL administrator, this does appear to be an April Fool's joke.
And, it's quite possibly the first one of the day that hasn't been completely stupid.
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