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PHP Poetry & T-Shirt Design Contest
LetterJ writes "I've started a contest to get some clever PHP poetry and other T-shirt designs over at PHPGeek.com. Designs and entered code should be licensed under an OSI aproved license. Details are available at PHP Geek."
If you don't want your email on them, I don't care. I just wanted to provide a way to let people claim credit for their designs on the shirts in some way and have a method of contacting the designer after seeing the shirt.
LetterJ
Head Geek
The Glass is Too Big: My Take on Things
It would be unfair if I asked for all submissions to be signed over to me and only handed over a shirt. Because I'm asking for entries to be open source, no one has to buy one from my site in order to get a shirt with a entered design. They can grab the graphic and have their own made up. On the other hand, buying one from my site gives someone who wishes to support my efforts something in exchange for their contribution. Ever notice that PBS gives away something for every donation?
LetterJ
Head Geek
The Glass is Too Big: My Take on Things
A similar contest for Python. There's nuthing more amusing than what a buncha sex starved geeks would come up with for clever python jokes
PHP has a following just like Linux, or Java, or Macs have a following.
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No offense, but that isn't actual code - I think I can call the doohickeys (orignally wrote objects, but changed to eliminate further offense) in my pseudocode whatever I feel like.... cocksucker :)
If I was trying to look smart on Slashdot I would have a far grander problem than a mediocre bank of programming knowledge.
Some programming philosophy (brackets changed to parenthesis to counter lameness filter):
function am(self)
if self.think then
return 1;
Of course, in the mean time, we should all hope that no program ever enters this if loop - lest we all perish at the horrible might of sentient computers!
Man, listening to Tortoise makes me come up with some wierd Slashdot postings...
Some poetry:
if roses.red then violets.blue, etc... really though, shouldn't violets be, uh, violet?
-- If no truths are spoken then no lies can hide --