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What to Do on the Nightshift Besides Work?

jchawk asks: "I currently work the over night shift for an ISP. After mid-night we receive about two calls, and they are usually from friends or people who cannot get their email. I was wondering what others who have been in this situation do to entertain themselves on this long and boring shift, because stealing candy out of the vending machine has gotten old."

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  1. What I do by Pathwalker · · Score: 5
    I am currently in a similar circumstance - I work 12 hour night shifts helping to maintain the computers for a very large, somewhat paranoid employer.

    A good portion of the time I am there, I have lots to do (changes happen at night, and it is the world's largest NFS installation (or so I've heard)), but for a lot of the nights, I just have to watch patrol/logfiles and keep an eye on the systems.

    I can't write code for my own projects, as they own everything I write when I am at work.
    I can't bring in my laptop, as I don't have a pass to get it back out of the building.(so, no games except the ones on my visor, and in xemacs)
    What do I do?

    • Get to know the night staff - I eat my lunch at about the time the janitors finish, so I usually sit around with them and talk for a while. I've heard some amazing stories
    • Read manuals - check the tops of racks of equipment that outside people (like EMC) maintain. Sometimes they'll leave the manuals there.
    • Read documentation - SGI and Apple have lots of cool reading, not to mention Other Places.
    • Write throwaway code - They may own it, so just try things out. See how fast you can get a parallel matrix multiply to go when you spread it over all 16 or so of the processors of a nice beefy box.
    • Automate things - write scripts to make life easier for everyone, and give yourself even more free time to worry about!
    • Read good books - I've been catching up on my reading backlog.
    • Check HR's web page to double check your benefits - I found a nice discount on books from fatbrain that I had missed.
    • See if the zone where managers sit has better toilet paper in the bathrooms.
    And remember - if all else fails, you can always turn to math. The Unknowable and it's cool lisp based proofs made the nights just fly by this past week, and this is an old standby that has gotten me through many nights.
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    1. Re:What I do by lizrd · · Score: 3
      Get to know the night staff - I eat my lunch at about the time the janitors finish, so I usually sit around with them and talk for a while. I've heard some amazing stories.

      I'll have to second this. Janitors are often interesting people to talk to (they have a boring, lonely job and appreciate anyone who will talk to them).

      To put a rather Machiavellian twist on things, janitors (and security gaurds and so forth) also have lots of keys. Upper management may get to make lots of decisions about how money gets spent and things like that, but they don't have anywhere near as many keys as the janitors and we all know that real power comes with keys. Always make friends with people who have lots of keys you never know when you might need to to call in a favor from them.

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    2. Re:What I do by cybermage · · Score: 3

      Automate things - write scripts to make life easier for everyone, and give yourself even more free time to worry about!

      One word of caution about this bullet point: Don't knock yourself out scoring points on this with management. If there is a fixed amount of things to do, and you find a way to automate a significant percentage, you could automate someone out of a job. Reducing the work of three to a workload managable by two, could very well cost someone their job.

      Best swear your co-workers to secrecy if you manage to automate quite a bit of your work.

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    3. Re:What I do by grammar+nazi · · Score: 4
      Hi Pathwalker.

      Your post reminded me of what my friend and I used to do late at night in college. We would each work on a master's degree thesis until 4-5 am every morning. We would leave sometimes leave our offices and do the following:

      Find the roof. Every building has a roof and 90% of them have some method to get onto the roof that isn't a locked. When you've been frustrated for the past 4 hours, and then you and a friend sit on the roof on a summer night drinking soda, that is the best feeling in the world.

      Find the utility rooms. Utility rooms can be nearly as fun as the rooftops. For example, in one of the utility rooms at my university, there was a huge square pit that dropped at least 5 floors with large ventalation tubing going down it. We promptly nicknamed it the 'Luke Skywalker Pit', since, it looked like the one that he lost his arm in. Basements and tunnels can also lead to cool things, too!

      Denny's. Although a work setting may not allow for trips to Denny's at 4 am, I can assure you that Denny's is nice and peaceful after the bar crowd leaves (~3:30am) and before the senior citizens arrives (~5:30am).

      Hallway Bowling!

      The Iopener craze hit at the height of our thesis work. Basically, we wouldn't do anything on our theses then. We spent about 2 weeks straight spending the nights making HD cables, compiling kernels, etc.

      I highly recommend getting to know the night staff. At our college we would always talk and hang out with the night staff. They would invite us down for dinners and they were all really cool people.

      With all of these fun things to do, it's amazing that I ever finished my thesis...wait ... I didn't finish my thesis! Oh well &nbsp&nbsp ;-)

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      Keeping /. free of grammatical errors for ~5 years.
  2. "Ask Slashdot" to pass the time. by harlan · · Score: 3

    Well, you might want to try posting silly questinons to "Ask Slashdot" to kill time ;-)

  3. Systems maintainance? by cperciva · · Score: 3

    I don't know about you, but it seems to me that the middle of the night, when nobody is around, is the perfect time to run systems maintainance tasks. Quite apart from the tasks which would result in downtime (upgrading servers/network/etc.) the middle of the night is the ideal time to run tasks which might result in decreased performacen -- network backups, checking your server logs for any security issues, etc.

    Ideally, it should be the day shift which is long and boring, because that's when you shouldn't be touching anything which could possibly cause downtime.

  4. Things to do... by Mike1024 · · Score: 5

    There's quite a lot of things you could do:

    • Read through the entire userfriendly.org past cartoon archive.
    • Make a web page, seeing how many haikus you can write in one shift.
    • Give your online help system a section for 'I can't retrieve my e-mail' with the answers to common questions
    • Try to become a MVP or something similar.
    • Re-code websites to be complient with new standards, like XHTML and CSS. Start a site listing all the fully standards-compliant sites you have modified.
    • Fit an extra-loud ringer to the telephone, and take in a camp bed and get some sleep.
    • Hear over to Everything2 and read / write some nodes.
    • Play an MP3 at full blast, and sing along. Then record yourself singing, and compare the waveforms. With a bit of practice, you can pick up quite good impersonations.
    • Find a user/pass combo for somewhere like this, and go through the excercises every evening.
    • Redirect the calls to your mobile phone, and start going for strength-building nightly runs, either in the building or outside.
    • Find a flight of steps and see how many you can hop up, without stopping or touching the hand rails. Do this every night, until you can get right up the building on either foot.
    • Teach yourself to juggle.
    • Scatter copies of 'Soldier of Fortune' magazine around your office. Or someone else's.
    • Take in a laptop and play Baldur's Gate 2, Diablo 2 and games like that.
    • F1rst P0st! Need I say more?
    • Learn a high-tech-sounding internet standard like WML, and design things your company doesn't need, but that will look good, i.e. a WML e-mail access client, so your users can tap your address into thier phones, and see thier e-mail. Don't step on anyone's toes, though.
    • Download Linux ISOs to your proxy's cache, during the slow period so if anyone gets them in the day, it will be faster for everyone.
    • Work on a university theesis or something.
    • Browse some Pr0n
    • Bring in a TV and watch that.
    • Pull DivXed DVDs down off the internet and watch them.
    • Go through slashdotters' webpages and start your own web page, listing pages that contain interesting information.
    • Learn NASM
    • Read a book

    If you can't find a book you like, you could try some of the following, which I have read, or am planning on reading:

    • The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook - by Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht - ISBN 0811825558
    • How to disappear completely and never be found - ISBN 0806515597
    • Evil Geniuses in a Nutshell : A User Friendly Guide to World Domination - ISBN 156592861X
    • Code Breaking: A History and Exploration - Rudolf Kippenhahn - ISBN 1585670898
    • Hypnotism Made Practical By Orton, Louis ISBN: 0879800798
    • Hypnotism Made Easy : An Introductory Survey of Theory and Practice By Winn, Ralph ISBN: 087980078X
    • Machiavelli on Modern Leadership: Why Machiavelli's Iron Rules Are as Timely and Important Today as... Author: Ledeen, Michael Arthur ISBN: 0312263562
    • Metaamagical Themas Questing for the Essence of Mind and Pattern Author: Hofstadter, Douglas R ISBN: 0140179968
    • Just Like a Woman: What Makes Us Female - ISBN: 1860497810
    • On Killing: The Psychological Cost of Learning to Kill in War and Society By Dave Grossman - ISBN: 0316330116
    • Knife Throwing : A Practical Guide - Harry K. McEvoy - ISBN: 0804810990
    • Complete Gil Hibben Knife Throwing Guide By Gil Hibben - ISBN: 1886950024
    • Dim-Mak: Death Point Striking - ISBN: 0873647181
    • CQB (Close Quarters Battle) - Mark V. Lonsdale - ISBN 093923503X
    • Gift of Fear: Survival Signals That Protect Us from Violence - ISBN: 0747538352
    • Please Understand Me: Character and Temperament Types Author: Keirsey, David - ISBN: 0960695400
    • Travellers' Guide to Hell - ISBN: 1860119107
    • Complete Guide to Lock Picking - Eddie the Wire - ISBN: 0915179067
    • 1,001 Excuses: How to Get out of...and Away with...Anything By George D. Zgourides, Nancy Pickering - ISBN: 1559502088
    • B and E Book: Burglary Techniques: Investigation By Burt Rapp ISBN: 1559500212
    • Princess Bride - Author: Goldman, William - ISBN: 0747545189
    • Anything you can find from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, especially:
      • Guards! Guards!
      • Men at Arms
      • Jingo
    • Anything else you can get your hands on

    Thats my advice, anyway.

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  5. Oh please by flikx · · Score: 3

    Order a pizza and run a freeciv server. That never gets old for me.

    Another great idea for boring nightshifts is to hold a make-believe radio show. Seriously, this can get entertaining, especially if you invite new and interesting guests to your "show".

    If things at your job are getting old, then maybe it's time for a new job. :)


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  6. What a gift by raju1kabir · · Score: 5

    Use the time! You're getting paid to sit in front of a computer.

    Write a book. Write some software. Learn something. Do something.

    Most people count the hours until they're away from the workplace, so they can finally have some time to themselves to get their own thing done. And here it's being handed to you on a silver platter, with a paycheck to boot!

    Reminds me of the kids who'd get bored two days into summer vacation. A whole world out there and nothing to do. Sheesh.

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  7. Hate to say it... by Pilferer · · Score: 3

    pr0n

    Sorry ;) But come on.. you work at night at an ISP? Alone with a nice, fat pipe? A machine with all the alt.binaries.* in the room next to you? After midnight?
    Oh yeah. Bow bow.

  8. long, lonely night by zoombah · · Score: 3

    Well, usually I sleep at night time. It gets quite dark outside so there's not much to do. People need to sleep so I figure, hey, why not sleep at night.