Duke's All Out of Gum
FortKnox writes: "ARUSH games who are making the next Duke Nukem (Duke Nukem:Manhattan Project) have a contest. Submit a new Duke Nukem trash talkin' line, and if yours is chosen, they'll put it in the game (and they'll give you some other booty, too). I can imagine that they'll want it to be pretty clean, but you could have some serious bragging rights if your line made it." If you're reading Slashdot at 6 AM on Sunday morning (note typical U.S.-centrism), clearly you have the right stuff to quip with the best of them.
But then again, you _live_ in Texas. That would count as cruel and unusual punishment.
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No one from New York? Great, our best pool of shit talking talent is untappable. Why, I'll send them an email so nasty they'll need a nurse to pull it out!