[Your Name Here] Goes To Mars
The-Pheon writes: "Now you can take a trip to the red planet, if in name only. NASA is giving space enthusiasts a chance to send their personal appellation on a spacecraft slated to blast off for Mars in 2003. Think of it, millions of /.ers names on the Martian surface." Of course, you can also send your name to random postcard recipients, which would get you about the same up-close view of Mars, but at least this way you can imply to your grandchildren that you were part of a Mars mission.
Okay... I'll do the stupid things first, then you shy people follow.
Okay... I'll do the stupid things first, then you shy people follow.
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I wonder how long your name is allowed to be. You could send DeCSS to mars :).
So is this NASA's way of making up for budget cuts?
What's next? Letting rich people pay for a ride up?, Oh wait that's been done already.
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And in 2005 the Martians come to demand compensation when the rover accidentally crashes in their capital and kills two high priests. They demand the unconditional surrender of the following individuals:
Firs post
First post
Hot grits
Kilroy was here
goats.cx
As all of those have been seen frequenting slashdot, they will nuke the slashdot site from the orbit if said persons are not delivered to Mars within a week.
In Murphy We Turst
Dear NASA,
I am very unhappy that you only send names,
because i very much would like to send a full
contact announcement to the marsian females.
Please could you think about it a second time?
Yours sincerely
I'm personally going to dodge their heat rays long enough to throttle whoever put their name down as "All Your Base Are Belong To Us."