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Star Wars II: Return of the Name

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the its-not-that-good dept.

Mutant was among the onslaught of readers who submitted that the final name has been chosen for Star Wars Episode II. It is... Attack of the Clones. Let the sarcasm commence. I'll pass judgement after I see it.

12 of 947 comments (clear)

  1. Compaq by Alt_Cognito · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Does this mean somehow 386's are going to be involved?

  2. Don't forget the derivative porno... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Star Whores: Attack of the Bones

  3. Re:first logged in sarcasm! by XarsonX · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ha ha ha hoo boy weee i dont believe it.

  4. Re:Suck me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    errr the quote is "People should be allowed to keep midgets as pets." -- Conan O'Brien

  5. Re:bring in... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2, Offtopic
    "bring in, the clones!"

    I can just imagine Weird Al Yankovic now... lost in uncontrollable glee as he sees at least 20 albums beating this theme to oblivion.... He probably makes the most money off of StarWars for any people actually unaffiliated with Lucasfilm.

  6. Re:Anal Taco's for all!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Is this guy losing weight?

  7. Re:Gonna happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    HAHAHAAH

    That was funny! What made it really funny is that it dissed GWB. Whoah, it was funny, he made a joke that said GWB is an idiot. I am still laughing.

    We need more posts with jokes that didn't make Jay Leno's opening monologue. Slashdot's only currenltly makes GWB jokes in 20% of all posts to every *every* article no matter how unrelated to GWB. That is not enough! I couldn't get enough even if it was 70%! I know there are plenty of high-brow people who want to show mental superiority by making fun of things. We can do better!

    Post your GWB jokes, it makes you look smart like this guy! Free funny karma for all takers. Theres no limit to jokes about our president!

    Hey, how about this one, All my bases belong to who? (yuck yuck, /me waits for response)

  8. Waaaaa! /. won't let me post my comment. by Enigma2175 · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    I think they are getting serious about redundant posts. This is the error I get:
    Easy does it! This comment has been submitted already, 276987 hours , 8 minutes ago. No need to try again.
    By my reckoning, this is ~31 years ago. I had no idea /. was storing articles for that long. They must have a machine that has the date wrong and has already hit the 1.0e9 seconnd since the epoch.

    --

    Enigma

  9. Re:You'll never see it. SW2 violates the DMCA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    LOL!!! Mod This Up!!!

  10. Re:waste of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yes!!!1!

    An on-topic mention of Natalie Portman (naked and petrified) and hot grits being poured down pants. Kudos to you, sir!

  11. Re:CmdrTaco strikes again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Oh, Jesus. For the love of what-fucking-ever. This is honestly the first time I've laughed out loud at a /. comment, and it can only partially be because I'm drunk. Mod the parent up?

  12. Re:CmdrTaco strikes again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Judgement has been passed!!! IT'S THE SEQUAL to....... ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOS!!!! what a lame as title!!!