Slashdot Mirror


Hotmail Servers Shut Down by Code Red

An Anonymous Coward writes: "SF Gate has this story about Code Red taking down some of Microsoft's Hotmail servers. That's funny." So is Code Red a problem yet? Meanwhile my sircams have stopped, except for 2 people who mail me a hundred or more a day. Thank god for filters, but if I had a monthly bandwidth cap, I'd be pissed.

28 of 460 comments (clear)

  1. This reminds me of Dilbert by balls001 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did anyone read the Dilbert comic where MS had mis-spelled a word in MS Word? I can imagine the Admin(s) in question to be put into a similar situation

    MS Admin: We got the virus we've been teaching people to prevent.
    Bill: Great, so what are you going to do about it?
    MS Admin: Kill myself as an example to others?
    Bill: .. At our Comdex booth

  2. This just in.... by Lonath · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft has just reported on its website that the hotmail/passport servers will be down indefinitely because the programmers and technicians who are supposed to fix them can't log into their passport accounts to access their tools to fix the problem.

    More on this at 11.

  3. Re:BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I haven't heard of a hit crew sent out to kill the authors of 'Undocumented Windows NT' or anything.

    Of course you wouldn't have heard of them. What do you think they are, amateurs?

  4. Here's a great plan by BillyGoatThree · · Score: 5, Funny

    Make a modified version of CodeRed called, say, CodeNap. Include in the payload an MP3 by Metallica. Wait 48 hours until it's everywhere. Now sue Microsoft because they are making money of a system that is being used to make illegal copies of copyrighted works!

    --
    324006
  5. Ironic by TrollMan+5000 · · Score: 1, Funny

    That Microsoft didn't download and install their own patch!

  6. Probably... by briggsb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft is using a Beta version of the new IIS software for their hotmail servers that come with the worm already bundled with it.

    1. Re:Probably... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny
      Microsoft is using a Beta version of the new IIS software for their hotmail servers that come with the worm already bundled with it.

      This is another monopolistic outrage!!! Just where will the bundling stop? Now Bill Gates wants to take away the livelyhoods of the virus witers! Is anybody safe?

  7. Great way to spread sotfware. by Lussarn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can anyone write a new napster using this "protocol". Then we just have to set up NT servers and wait for the files to arive. First it spread itself to any boxes on the net then start transfering files on off Your HD. Everyday when you come home from work you got 2gb of fresh pron. Should keep you busy for the rest of the evening.

  8. All part of the new design by Nick+Number · · Score: 5, Funny

    MSN Hotmail has a new look!
    MSN Hotmail has a brand new face...and it's easier to use. You'll find it easier to create and manage your folders, see which of your Messenger buddies has been hacked by chinese, and quickly choose names from your Address Book when send document for to ask advice.

    --
    Promote proofreading. Don't mod up sloppy posts.
  9. Re:BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    I bet Microsoft is wishing they left those hotmail servers on BSD...

    The install guys got confused. They were turned loose on a bunch of new servers for Hotmail front-end boxes. Their boss told them to install "the BSD OS on those" and they thought he said "the BSoD OS on those" so they busted out their Windows 2000 Advanced Server (a true oxymoron) CDs.

  10. Re:code red, sircam, taco, and real business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Funny, when we shut down access to port 80 through our firewall, worker productivity went up 172%!

  11. Easy way to stop Code Red infection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is a sure way to uninfect your system if you have Code Red.

    Step 1) Open a command prompt
    Step 2) Run 'ping localhost'
    Step 3) Press F7 and Enter quickly a couple times in a row

    Your Code Red infection is now gone.

    Thank you for your attention.

  12. "Just patch your servers" by Havokmon · · Score: 5, Funny
    Wasn't it Craig Mundie who said that, in refrence to WHOSE problem the virus was?

    (twas a ZDNet story I can't seem to locate)

    --
    "I can't give you a brain, so I'll give you a diploma" - The Great Oz (blatently stolen sig)
  13. Re:Maybe they HAVE been patching... by Sloppy · · Score: 3, Funny

    While they probably have some sort of automated or remote patching facility,

    Um... maybe that's where Code Red originally came from.

    --
    As copyright owner of this comment, I authorize everyone to defeat any technological measure which limits access to it.
  14. I think you meant: by flimflam · · Score: 5, Funny

    GET /default.ida?heheheheheheheheheheheh.....heheheh.m uahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaHAHAH AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa%u9090%u6858%ucbd3%u780 1%u9090%u6858%ucbd3%u7801%u9090%u6858%ucbd3%u7801% u9090%u9090%u8190%u00c3%u0003%u8b00%u531b%u53ff%u0 078%u0000%u00=a HTTP/1.0

    ;-)

    --
    -- It only takes 20 minutes for a liberal to become a conservative thanks to our new outpatient surgical procedure!
  15. Okay so... by UberOogie · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Code Red is taking down Hotmail so that people can't get to their accounts that are filled up with SirCam?

    --
    "Enough of this wretched, whining monkey life." -- Marcus Aurelius, _Meditations_, Book 9, 37
  16. .Net by Marcus+Erroneous · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sign me up for Hailstorm right now! Do you need my credit card number now or later? When do you want my ssn, drivers license, home address and other personal information? Boy, I sure am glad I've got a big responsible company to handle my sensitive data instead of a bunch of foreign nobodies. If MicroSoft can't protect my information, who can we trust? ;)

    --
    You must be the change you wish to see in the world - Ghandi
  17. Re:I'm incredulous by Mandi+Walls · · Score: 3, Funny

    Heh heh. I actually sent a message to noc@microsoft.com yesterday letting them know that several machines were infected:
    -----

    To whom it may concern:

    Your Windows server(s) at
    65.54.225.59
    65.54.225.129
    65.54.225.180
    is/are infected with the Code Red worm.

    Please see information about patching your systems at Microsoft's
    TechNet:
    http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treeview/defaul t. asp?url=/technet/itsolutions/security/topics/codea lrt.asp

    R Walls
    Linux Systems Admin
    *email removed*

    -----
    Had I sent it later in the afternoon, two more servers would have been listed there.

    Can't wait until one of these has a malicious payload.

    --mandi

  18. Why not serve your own? by twitter · · Score: 3, Funny
    Well, why not. A little 486 and a small pipe are all the average user is likely to need. Debian's Exim configuration could not be easier, and it works great. Who needs those big giant single points of failure? Isn't that the whole point of the net?

    Oh, sorry I forgot. Some people just can't take the competition.

    Is it true that I can get my FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp? Wow! That's just what I've always wanted, FREE software.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:Why not serve your own? by alexburke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is it true that I can get my FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp?

      Nope, but you can at:

      http://explorer.msn.com/default.ida?NNNNNNNNNNNN NN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNN%u9090%u6858%ucbd3%u7801%u9090%u6858%ucb d3%u7801%u9090%u6858%ucbd3%u7801%u9090%u9090%u8190 %u00c3%u0003%u8b00%u531b%u53ff%u0078%u0000%u00=a

  19. I dunno! by pallex · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Sucks to be them"

    I can think of worse jobs than being paid by Microsoft to watch their servers being brought down by their own software!

  20. All I can say is.. by balls001 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whatever they pay their PR department, it's not nearly enough..

    I expect an MS Product manager to walk into their office this morning, only to find them to have all hung themselves..

    .. unless they anticipate said MS Product manager to be walking in with yet -another- set of healthy bonus cheques.

    Oh, and that new crucifix in Redmond, that has nothing to do with religion, that's the Hotmail admin responsible for this mess.

  21. Ironic... by Alexxis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Code Red: Exploits a secruity bug in Micro$oft IIS, winds up taking down Micro$oft Hotmail servers. Damn. These guys are good at making money, and making themselves look stupid.

    1. Re:Ironic... by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny
      Now Microsoft is building up their professional services arm.

      Not just building it up, but engaging in activities which would have required users to pay annual license fees, without even a service contract. Granted this would be initially targeted to large customers, but it's only a matter of time before the appetite calls for individual users, too. (Leverage that monopoly!)

      Could the future hold a bill such as this:

      Month of April

      MSN Service Surcharge* $0.98

      Word XP/2005 $1.51

      Outlook XP/2005 $3.27

      Virus/Worm Filtering $46.35

      IE XP/2003 $2.06

      31337 h4X0r, Inc. fees $46.35

      Please remit: 100.52

      * Does not include your Internet Service Provider fee.

      --

      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  22. Save your Souls by inflex · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ghar, the local ISP here had Xamime installed.. not a single client copped anything from Sircam... oh wait, this is about RedCode? :)

  23. Re:What the hell, The patch doesn't work by Whiplash42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, the MS provided patch doesn't work against Code Red if you have URL forwarding on your server. I bet they have it enabled, and so they were left open...

  24. Other keywords that identify manly Aussies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    colour
    favourite
    mum
    mate

    Piss off, you stupid Yank.

    You think you have "rights", but when was the last time you tried to exercise one of them that might conflict with the interests of one of your powers-that-be?

  25. Misinformation! by CodeRed · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had nothing to do with it! It was Microsoft(TM)'s servers that are having problems. It seems like everyone points the finger at CodeRed, when all I'm guilty of is lurking on Slashdot and posting useless messages over and over.

    Please refrain from blaming me for every little thing. Yes, I'm the reason the net is slowing, yes my cousins [2,3] are good at what they do, but isn't it time we point the finger at security issues of other OS's instead of the usual suspects??

    And I am no relation to SirCam, I just respect his work!

    Thank you,
    CodeRed [The low user #]

    --

    --
    CodeRed, the lower user #. No relation to SirCam.