Re:Yet another uninformative top-level post.
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blang
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· Score: 3, Funny
Yes, and from now on people, please refer to "Intel, a microprocessor maunfacturer"; "Microsoft a software procucts company"; and
"Cisco, a data networking concern"
Not enough buzzwords, you're missing important parts such as "largest", "leading". Here's how they descrieb themselves a tthe end of press releases:
"Intel, the world's largest chip maker, is also a leading manufacturer of computer, networking and communications products. "
"Founded in 1975, Microsoft is the worldwide leader in software, services and Internet technologies for personal and business computing.
The company offers a wide range of products and services designed to empower people through great software -- any time, any place and on any device."
"Cisco Systems, Inc. is the worldwide leader in networking for the Internet"
But it seems, the smaller the company is, more verbiage is needed. For example Ariba:
"Ariba, Inc. is the leading business-to-business (B2B) eCommerce solutions provider. Ariba's open, end-to-end, interoperable
software solutions and hosted Web-based commerce services enable efficient online trade, integration and collaboration
between B2B marketplaces, buyers, suppliers and commerce service providers. The global reach and best-of-breed functionality of Ariba B2B eCommerce
solutions create Internet-driven economies of scale and process efficiencies for leading companies around the world. "
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Another senseless waste of fine bytes.
Re:the chicken or the egg
by
Waffle+Iron
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· Score: 3, Funny
Access speeds need to increase to take Internet use tot he next level, yet at the same time, there has to be useful broadband content to merit the cost of increasing access speeds. But what will come first?
The Company is also reducing its workforce today by approximately 700 employees, or approximately 75 percent of its total workforce. Approximately 85 percent of the affected employees are in Colorado.
There are approximately zero copywriters now employed at Rythms.
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Not enough buzzwords, you're missing important parts such as "largest", "leading". Here's how they descrieb themselves a tthe end of press releases:
"Intel, the world's largest chip maker, is also a leading manufacturer of computer, networking and communications products. "
"Founded in 1975, Microsoft is the worldwide leader in software, services and Internet technologies for personal and business computing. The company offers a wide range of products and services designed to empower people through great software -- any time, any place and on any device."
"Cisco Systems, Inc. is the worldwide leader in networking for the Internet"
But it seems, the smaller the company is, more verbiage is needed. For example Ariba:
"Ariba, Inc. is the leading business-to-business (B2B) eCommerce solutions provider. Ariba's open, end-to-end, interoperable software solutions and hosted Web-based commerce services enable efficient online trade, integration and collaboration between B2B marketplaces, buyers, suppliers and commerce service providers. The global reach and best-of-breed functionality of Ariba B2B eCommerce solutions create Internet-driven economies of scale and process efficiencies for leading companies around the world. "
-- Another senseless waste of fine bytes.
pr0n.
But who remains there that knows how to do it?
now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
I wish more slashdot stories were like this. Micheal please help educate Katz on this style.
There are approximately zero copywriters now employed at Rythms.
I think I'll stop here.
that the rhythm method does not work.
Slashdot: come for the pedantry, stay for the condescension.
Fruit?
White guys have been without rhythm for generations.
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