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Here's you chance to generate wasteful http traffic without even having to run unpatched IIS! We're ready to test Banjo, our new fancy setup w/ new code and new hardware. We plan to keep testing until we think
the system is ready. You are also welcome to submit Bug Reports, although it would be helpful if you skimmed the list of bugs before submitting new ones so we don't have 300 of you tell us that your user info page has other people's comments listed on it again. The new hardware is mostly in place, but the code hasn't been fully optimized yet, so run your wgets... write your bots... whatever makes you happy, but please don't be malicious: just try to load and submit web pages. And don't be surprised, its gonna go up and down like a yo yo as we fix things.
He'd probably like it!
Well, I've done my part. So gimme a cookie, biatch.
CHECK IT OUT MODS, THIS GUY JUST SUMMARIZED THE WHOLE THING IN ONE EASY TO READ POST, MOD HIM UP YOU FILTHY NEGRO JEWISH WHORES
Well can you stop again now please, so the rest of us can have a look?
Good Luck. Banjo was written by worthless linux zealots and jews and will propogate their zealotry and jewishness further than ever before.
I just can't do it.
broke a string or two.
Sorry for delay, but I have been preoccupied
lately with Jon Katz's ongoing alcoholism.
- CmdrTaco
really...
it works! Now you can /. away :)
i hacked into that bitch and now im gonna fuck it all up. sorry zeal0ts. im deleting slashdot.
TRoLL.
Trolling for Jesus !
Nietzsche remains dead with all slashdot updates !
Is it down, or is it just my connection? We've been having problems with the DSL lately, but I think the problem is on Slashdot's end this time.
Isn't slashdot abusing it's power here? I'm posting anonymous because this will probably get modded to hell.
It seems unfair to the slashdot community for Taco to place this burden square on their shoulders. When software is traditionally beta and load tested, it is done via a very small percentage of the user base, or by a hired agency. The slashdot community, being what it is, will thoughtlessly pound the shit out of any link posted to the front page of the site. The so-called "beta" test posted earlier this month would have been far better suited as a slashcode article, and as another poster pointed out, load testing can be automated fairly easily. Other sites don't ask their own users to QA their next rollout, so why is /. any different? Wouldn't both of the tests have been much better suited to some kind of QA testing house designed for that purpose?
It seems to me likeIdiot. Linux is the operating system of choice for commies. Commies have no love for jews.
Now Windows, is made by jews for jews and idiots in general.
Why the fuck do you think it costs alot and is crap quality?!
I can't get in. Oh well. Back to the drawing board.
Hom many first posts do you want?
Je t'aime Stéphanie
So, EVERYONE, please go to ticketmonster.hostingsupport.com and REGISTER for a free login/password. You DON'T need to be a customer.
If the /. effect doesn't kill them outright, then logging in lets you submit trouble tickets. So, spam them with brilliant trolls about Jews, goat sex, niggers, WHATEVER! Make their tech support team a living hell so they won't be able to answer any tickets at all -- it's no big loss, 'cause that's how they ALREADY are!
Finally, please write a nice email to noalegal@noa.nintendo.com explaining how CI Hosting is using Pokemon graphics and characters illegally and in infringement of Nintendo's copyright. Once you see the Ticketmonster site, you'll see what I mean. Hopefully Nintendo will slap them with a big lawsuit.
Anyways, please join in and teach them a LESSON for SCREWING ME LIKE THIS!
Good one Ballmer! Microsoft rocks! Go Ballmer Go!
Thank you.
--Patrick Bateman, Esq.
The only reason you got modded up is because you're one of those techno Jews.
Oy vey, you're so right.
After all, I was born in Cardiff, Wales to a parents who are Irish/Scottish and Scottish/French Hugenot (Hugenot = 'Cajuns who didn't immigrate to the USA).
As you can see, I'm clearly a Yid.
I ain't got nothing against Jews and all, but ya'll tend to stick together and I kinda admire that. You know like the Mafia and shit.Sure do! My best friend since high school is a Jew. Given that I'm not even Jewish, it's a testament to how well we Jews stick together.
Oh yeah... The only reason I wrote is because I think banjo jokes are dum because they're made up by techno and diamund Jews who ain't never hunted or fished cause thier mama too afraid they gunna get killed by the Klan.This Yiddohpile has never enjoyed hunting and fishing. My pastimes instead include wandering around rural automotive wrecking yards, collecting parts for my old cars. My mama's more afraid of the fact that I'm going to have another 1971 Chrysler New Yorker fall on me some day.
Fire and Meat. Yummy.
it couldn't handle the load then, they're trying again
So, Taco, since Slashdot is a for-profit, commercial entity (unless those ads up there deceive me) that ostensibly makes money off the content it posts, did you pay for the right to use Space Ghost's head in the logo for Banjo? Or are you infringing on the owners' copyright? I'm sure the owners would be very interested to find out how their IP is being used...
They better not name their next server "Kazooie".