Korean Air Mission Critical Systems Moved to Linux
securitas writes "ZDNet is reporting that Korean Air has decided to move its flight-crew scheduling and daily accounting systems to Linux running on an IBM mainframe, and 5000 users will access this information through their browsers starting in September.
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Huh. Moderators are smoking crack again, that one was funny.
'Hail Eris, baby, hail Eris...pfffffffttt.' *cough* 'Yeah.'
Slashdot fucking sucks again. Oh well, at least it's time for Pre-Season football!
In other, equally important, news:
I've decided to install Linux on my dick. This will revolutionize the known world of penile control mechanisms, while also bringing lots of attention to the upstart OS.
It's going to be a bit hard, I imagine. A custom kernal should help smoothe things out, though.
Somebody call Slashdot! I'm gonna make a Beowolf Cluster of these babies!
--Life may have no meaning, or, even worse, it may have a meaning of which you disapprove.
Hey, at least Hemos didn't try to add his little tidbit to the story to make it sound relevant.
Sheep Molester Jeffrey Bates arrested.
The 3,000 pilots and flight crew members will query the mainframe system to check the status of their assignments.
Will the stewardesses be given special instructions about how to handle clients who demand canned mackerel?
A truly excellent pizza parlor is a delight unto the heavens. Treasure the sauce and the toppings!
My KAL flight was delayed four hours at JFK cause of some stupid canadian air problem. IT'S ALL CANADIA'S FAULT!
As for crashing, SHUT YOUR TRAP! I don't enjoy having constant lingering thoughts of death for 14 hours on two non-stop flights between New York and Seoul.