I can see the future...
by
Anonymous Coward
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· Score: 5, Funny
Three guys found themselves in Hell: CmdrTaco, Hemos, and Jon Katz. A little
confused at their present situation, they were startled to see a door
in the wall (which they hadn't noticed before) open, and behind the
door was perhaps the Ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4",
dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "CmdrTaco, you have sinned!!! You are
condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And
CmdrTaco was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his
doom.
This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped
when a second door opened, and lo! an even more disgusting example of
womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7', covered in thick black hair,
and flies circled her.
The Voice of the Devil was heard, "Hemos, you have sinned!!! You are
condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!!!" And
Hemos, like CmdrTaco, was whisked off.
Jon Katz, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst
when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained
to see the figure of... Natalie Portman!!!!!!!!!!!!
Delighted, Jon Katz jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful
woman, barely dressed in a shiny metallic NASA-space-age material
bikini. Then he heard the voice of the Devil say :
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Three guys found themselves in Hell: CmdrTaco, Hemos, and Jon Katz. A little
........"
confused at their present situation, they were startled to see a door
in the wall (which they hadn't noticed before) open, and behind the
door was perhaps the Ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4",
dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "CmdrTaco, you have sinned!!! You are
condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And
CmdrTaco was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his
doom.
This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped
when a second door opened, and lo! an even more disgusting example of
womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7', covered in thick black hair,
and flies circled her.
The Voice of the Devil was heard, "Hemos, you have sinned!!! You are
condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!!!" And
Hemos, like CmdrTaco, was whisked off.
Jon Katz, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst
when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained
to see the figure of... Natalie Portman!!!!!!!!!!!!
Delighted, Jon Katz jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful
woman, barely dressed in a shiny metallic NASA-space-age material
bikini. Then he heard the voice of the Devil say :
"Natalie, you have sinned