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Code Red: the Aftermath

LiquidPC writes: "Microsoft has released a tool to help clean up the effects of the Code Red II. It removes the files and mappings installed by the worm, and reboots your system; it also gives you an option to permanantly disable IIS." So, Microsoft has given you a mop to clean up the mess they made. Start mopping! If you're not the one infected, just tired of seeing your Apache logs fill up, you might see this page.

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  1. Re:I would like to have sex with a teenage girl. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    cmdrtaco@slashdot.org

  2. Re:Stop blaming microsoft by Gordonjcp · · Score: 3, Funny

    Blame Alan Turing, he invented stored-program computers...

  3. Re:Stop blaming microsoft by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously, we don't need standard library routines. What use is printf() anyhow??

  4. Leter from MS: by djocyko · · Score: 5, Funny

    From: Support@iis.microsoft.com
    To: Registered_Users@iis.microsoft.com
    CC:
    Subject: RE: IIS Code Red Worm Patch
    Attachment: Instructions.doc
    Body:

    Hi, how are you?

    We are writing you in response to the Code Red worm that has recently attacked our premium enterprise gold standard web portal system, Microsoft Internet Information Server. We have compiled a set of directions for patching the server, and have included these instructionsin a easy to read Word document. If MS Outlook didn't automagically open this attachment for you, double click on the attachment link above.

    If you have any advice on this file, please email us back!

    See you later!

  5. Stop blaming microsoft by MeowMeow+Jones · · Score: 4, Funny

    Blame the creators of C.

    They're the ones who are responsible for buffer overflows.

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    1. Re:Stop blaming microsoft by JAK · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're absolutely right. Note to self: If I'm every writing an OS, be sure to use java...

  6. Blame Canada! by rasjani · · Score: 2, Funny

    Im coordinating Programmers Against Canada. Anyone want to join ? Everyone who joins gets official P.A.C-MAN membership card =))

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  7. Re:FUD ALERT by analog_line · · Score: 4, Funny
    You can't because you are a paid basher talking out of your ass.

    Oh gods, someone PLEASE tell me how I could get a job bashing Microsoft. I do it for free all the time.

    And here's a security hole for you. Service Pack 6 (that's the original Service Pack 6, not 6a) not allowing anyone but Administrators to access the TCP/IP stack. You think that possibly some of Microsoft's vaunted legions of crack QA people might've possibly tried testing the service pack as something other than an Administrator?