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Eliza for Spam
Saint Aardvark the Carpeted writes "Check this out for sheer genius...This guy has posted to Perl Monks a script that uses the Perl Eliza module to respond to spam. Check it and contribute your suggestions for improved vocabulary." The downside of course is that spammers never set their reply correctly (which I think is forgery, and should be treated as such) so this is probably more academic then useful, but its definitely funny.
48 and counting, you stupid fuck
somebody should write a perl script to rid the world of "Cmdr (Fuck You) Taco"
fried or steamed it doesnt matter. you will be eaten.
Mod above up as funny.
That's interesting. Slashdot's filter just automatically changed 'CmdrTaco' to a question mark upon posting. Hmm.
i'm gonna own all of j00 because i just got my 1337 new BeOS b0x3n up and running. it's just 2 1337.
of course this is the damn first post
Yeah thats right
First (logged in) Post. AC dont count.
...a definite list of spam senders was released, then this would come in handy.
karma whore .... lets see, Karma for an AC - NONE! My karma: 49. Some moderator thought my post was redundant and caused me to lose the perfect 50 I had goin.
The One Rule Of Chess You'll Ever Need: Don't play someone who carries a kit in their bookbag.
Nope, I think you're full of shit
You Are Full Of Shit
Slashdot requires you to wait 20 seconds between hitting reply on comments.pl and submitting a comment.
It's been 15 seconds since you hit 'reply'!
yuo = world's biggest fag0t. pls die tks.
Maybe CmdrTaco is adding everything2 smarttags and fucked up.
CmdrTaco
You know if you get cuaght writing stuff like that in ohio you can get 5-10 years in state prison for violating decency laws.
Some guy got 10 years becuase he wrote a fantasy about rapeing a child in his own personal diary.
This isn't quite so bad, so i figure you probably sentanced 7 and get parole after 4.
that's gay. This is news?
Solid.
HTH.
Not true. Spammers obviously do target active addresses more than inactive. There's money in it./
And how does it make you feel that eliza responds to spam?
Will somebody please mod this down so people don't have to read it?
Thanks so much for the info. CmdrTaco.
CmdrTaco just gave me an idea. Geez I can barely read the code! For anyone else who's hard of seeing and in case of slashdotting:
/\n\n/, $file,2;
my @headers = split "\n", $headers;
foreach (@headers ){
s/^To\s*\:/From\:/i && next;
s/^From\s*\:/To\:/i && next;
s/^Subject\s*: (.*?)/Subject: Re: $1/i;
s/CC\s*:.*/CC:/i;
}
$headers=join "\n", @headers;
#
# paragraphs
#
my @paras = split /\n{2,}/, $mail;
my $chatbot= new Chatbot::Eliza "your name here", "chatrex.txt";
my $resp=$headers."\n\nThank you for your mail! I am new to here, and
+do not have good english -- forgive :)";
my $reply;
foreach (@paras) {
$reply = $chatbot->transform( "$_");
$_= ">" . $_;
$_= join "\n>",split ("\n", $_);
$resp .= "$_\n\n$reply\n\n";
}
#!perl.exe use Chatbot::Eliza; use strict;
# # get mail as a whole # $|++; $/=undef; my $file = ; $/="\n"; my ($headers,$mail)= split
My mother? Let me tell you about my mother.
Not 'then'
FP Woohoo!
I hate spam, and this is the fp.
It makes no damn difference. They are so desperate nowdays that the keep on bombarding addresses with emails irrespective of whether it's active or not.
Slow newsday eh?