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Own Your Own Russian Space Shuttle

MagicM writes "On e-bay, you can now bid on a Russian test shuttle: "This is a Bor-5 VKK (Spacecraft) and was used to test the aerodynamic characteristics of high altitude and extreme speed and heat on a space vehicle. It is an exact 1/8 scale model of the Russian "Buran" space shuttle." Bids starting at $550,000.00, no bids yet, closes at Aug-12-01 18:44:03 PDT. Better hurry!" I think the most humourous part of this is the seller added "I prefer PayPal!" Anyone out there with a 550,000 credit limit, buy away! *grin*

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  1. does anyone know if ? by beanerspace · · Score: 5, Funny
    Man, at $550k, whatta deal. But if I'm going to go bonkers in space then I'm going to need some features. Problem is, I couldn't find specifications that would list any of the following necessities built in:
    • 8 Track Player (with at least one tape of either Elvis or Parliment ... or at least Bowie playing Major Tom)
    • Tang dispenser (already mixed & ready to go .. not that powdered crap)
    • Year's supply of space-food sticks (vintage 1971)
    • Booster system activated with the clapper
    • Computer equipped with neat female voice like that of the Enterprise
    • A little clicking sound that'll altert me to if I've left the right turn signal on
    • The assurance that someone will hear me scream
  2. woah by BeerHunter · · Score: 3, Funny

    John Carmack has an infinite credit limit... he could buy that thing and send a spider monkey into orbit with a little webcam...

    Model Russian space capsule: Five Hundred Thousand dollars.
    Spider monkey bought from Brazilian poachers: Six Hundred dollars.
    Custom Solid Fuel Rocket Engine: Two Hundred Forty Thousand dollars
    The look on said monkey's face as his brain is crushed passing 10Gs..... priceless.

    Oh baby.... thats what I'm talkin about.

  3. In the seller's comments: by Omerna · · Score: 3, Funny

    Praise : From T Models to Space Shuttles Dutch has it! Great Fellow A+++

    Looks like he already sold a space shuttle... I'm impressed.

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    1. Re:In the seller's comments: by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Complaint: Did not recieve shuttle promptly as promised, didn't even work I recieved it. F-------

  4. revolution by Richthofen80 · · Score: 4, Funny
    This is a revolution for all people who are vertically challenged. no longer will the oppresive normally sized people be able to say they are the only ones conquering space. Now midgets and dwarves can enjoy that same luxury.

    It is exactly like the real space shuttle, only 1/8th it's size? I'll call it, "Mini-shuttle!"

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  5. Ohhh . . . a hit counter by Chuu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Time to watch the /. effect in action!

  6. Why bother with e-bay? by blang · · Score: 3, Funny

    They could have saved some money, by just calling Larry "more toys than thou" Ellison directly.

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  7. As if... by smagruder · · Score: 3, Funny

    people already had enough junk in their yards. A pink flamingo, lawn jockey and now a space shuttle... nice.

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