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Felten Will Present SDMI Research At USENIX
iamblades writes: "Edward Felten is scheduled to present his research papers on SDMI on Wednesday at the annual USENIX security conference. Apparently the RIAA backed off their harrassment, which makes sense, as SDMI is almost completely dead already." And a Semi-Anonymous Coward writes: "Despite the RIAA's attempts to silence the Princeton Professor and his students, USENIX will broadcast the SDMI Crack Live via the web. The broadcast will be available for the world here along with a discussion concerning your Freedom."
Did you ever stop to think that you're just completely incompetent?
That post was both Insightful and Informative. Unfortunately it'll probably be modded down as Offtopic.
Jesus christ. The internet destroys yet another one of America's great experiences for youths.
It's called shoulder tapping. Get off of the internet and go down to your local liquor store.
Ask people to buy you beer, some will, some won't.
The key is to get good at deciding which ones will before you ask the ones that won't. (Sometimes the ones that won't will also want to call the police or tell the liquor store owner what you are up to)
I have found the easiest marks are drunks. Yeah, if you have a homeless or bum population ask them first. Give them some extra money for a cheap bottle of booze and they'll buy anything you want for you.
Another good one (sometimes) is people who just turned 21. They remember being beerless and will sometimes help you.
Just don't ask cops.
Remember, just because the internet allows you to have no human contact, don't do it.
Get out there into the real world! Live!
Shoulder tap to buy your beer the way I did before the internet existed!
I bet this guy has the confederate flag flying above his house, a big gun and a red-neck... God save America and all, eh ?
when will we get a forum to discuss this?
/., and everyone knows where it is. wouldn't that work?
Never. Nobody cares. Nobody.
You want a forum to "discuss this"? Fine. Make one. Go stand out on the street for an hour with a cardboard sign saying "NEED MONEY TO START E-COMMERCE SITE WILL TAKE ANYTHING"; take the $20 you get from this and set up a moderated (to remove crapflooding only, of course) UBB-based site at www.slashdotsucks.com (it's unregged.) See? You now have a forum to discuss it, and you can go and have people who write good slashdot posts put the url in their sigs. Now there's a forum to discuss abuses of
Oh , wait , i forgot, you don't *want* a forum to "discuss this". You don't actually give a crap about micheal hypocritically burning libraries in michigan to the ground, or about how timothy is actually a eunech or whatever. You just want to whine obnoxiously about something, anything, as long as it has nothing whatsoever to do with anything anyone would care about (i.e. the slashdot editors.).
I AM SO FUCKING BORED OF YOU PEOPLE. FIND A MORE INTERESTING WAY OF BEING IRRITATING, OR GO BACK TO IRC. GRR!!
I like Usenix
They bought me a t-shirt
Ooooh. Do elaborate. No, really. Please?
Hi, I'm a pretentious cock who will make some gay comment about ignoring AC posts here.
Sheer brilliance. I wonder why I never tried that with a real account? You'd be the perfect Karma Whore, if only you weren't posting as AC.
Mod me down!
Does anyone know of a place in the USA where you can buy beer online? I'm underage and none of my friends are 21+ either..
loser
I guess you're right man. Someone pass the vodka. Thankfully communism has some perks. :-)
People still care about karma?
I thought the SDMI was supposed to be working on new encryption schemes, not prosecuting those who defeated the initial "test."
You're all getting carnivored!! Maybe if all you Slashdot nerds were as smart as you think you are, then you would use a fake email address so the FBI can't track you. I guess you really told these dumb shits Kurt!!
'l337!
Lol, owned RIAA.
my karma can't use this
interesting how slashdot can give it (forum for other articles, etc) but can't do it to themselves.
more proof of slashdot hypocricy at work.
that's why he's presenting.
dumbass.
do you remember the days gone by, or is there no point for us to even try? back when we didn't have a care in the world, getting drunk and chasing girls.. do you remember the times gone past, and how we always wanted the good times to last? the time we spent hanging out is how we learned what life was about.