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Dorm Storm?
The Ape With No Name writes: "I work as a network technician at a major Southern university and we are gearing up for what is lovingly called "Dorm Storm," aka the weekend the students return to their dorm rooms, ethernet connections and BearShare. We'll move in approx. 3500 students, install and configure 1500 or so network cards and troubleshoot hundreds of circuit, switch and routing problems over the course of the next two weeks (with less than 50 people or so). I was wondering if anybody out in the academic computing community had some advice, stories to relate, yarns to spin for the rest of Slashdot with regard to other universities and their networking for students. You might think you have had a hell of a time setting up machines for users, but this becomes a Sisyphean task when you face a wireless, IP only, Novell setup for a grumpy architecture student on a budget Win2K laptop - one after another after another!"
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A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them is playing as well as they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no, You are gripping the club way too hard!"
"Well, what should I do?" Asks the man.
"Hold the club gently," the pro replies, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast."
The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and POW! He hits the ball 250 yards straight down the fairway. The next day the wife goes for her lesson. After the pro watches her swing, he says, "No, no, no, You're gripping the club way too hard."
"What can I do?" asks the wife.
"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis."
The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway, about 35 feet.
"That was great," the pro says, "Nice and gentle. Now take the club out of your mouth and swing it like you're supposed to."
I was going to ask you WTF you meant, but this is most likely a troll. I give you credit for using networking as the bait instead of Linux vs. whatever. But you posted anonymously so you loose.
now that wonderland has closed down, I am in search of a good child porn repository. someone said that people on slashdot know of a good one? i have pics to trade
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As I stated early, stop smoking that bad weed (but now I'm starting to think LSD is also playing a role in your stupidity). (btw) The holocaust DID happen (unfortuneatly).
No one said zionism is legitimate. The torah is just as much bullshit as the bible. Speaking of stealing homelands, were the cruasades (all 9 of them) legitimate? I guess killing innocent people is OK with god.
You know, what amazes me more than anything is that, even after all this time, you can troll a huge, long thread off of almost any first post on /.
Fucking amazing coup, mang.
BearShare = mp3z, warez & p0rn
...2nd in the SEC Go Gators!!
How do you know she's loose? Did you fuck her?
She could be a tight one too you know!
Banks ARE coporations. Buy a dictionary. FYI, the story of Caine (and the entire bible at that) is nothing more than fairy-tale dribble.
I'm sure this has happened to a lot of techies out there, but I have to say it, because I was ready to explode with laughter when it happened.
We got a call from one of the new freshmen coming in saying that he couldn't connect to the network. We asked the usual round of questions..."Did you follow the guidelines on the 'Network Instalation' sheet?" "Is everything plugged in...is the network cord plugged from the wall jack to the Network card in your computer?" "Is your computer on and running?" He was getting insulted, because he said he came from a high school that was "pretty high tech, at least compared to here." So, I got sent over as a tech.
I got there, didn't get anything other than the DHCP error messages that said that it couldn't find a network to obtain an IP address. So, I checked the back of the computer quick, saw that things were plugged in, then ran to the room with the hubs to check that his line was connected. It was, and so I ran a line check to make sure it was the correct line. That too passed the test. I didn't hear of any other complaints from anyone else saying that they couldn't connect, so I figured that the NIC was probably bad. I opened up the computer and was about to take out the card when I removed the cable from the NIC, only to notice that it was simple phone cable, not an ethernet cable. I told this to the freshman, and got a "well, it fit in just fine, so it must have been the right cable" response.
As soon as I left his room, I exploded in laughter and laughed all the way back to the CS department.
I hate my school
I hate life
I hate linux
I love microsoft
I am a troll
I like my ps2
I i'm off topic
Windows rules and everything else drools especial the LGPL and GPL piss ant wanabes
Ok listen... get the students who know a thing or two to donate a saturday... installing this crud. As long as they only have to do it for the girls. Not all geeks are antisocial, i would be more than willing to help out, as long as it was hot girls that I was helping.
He's a schzo masturbator. He loves porn. He also has maybe fucked under 5 times. He more of a meat beater. Master of the accu-jack. He needs his interpertation of the bible at the same time. He's a sick man. Take that weapon you caress and stick it up your butt and be the first KKK dude to be climaxed at death by butthole.
first?
OR MAYBE YOU ARE A STUPID FUCKSTICK HOO-WAH!!! OHHHhhhhh
Ofcourse they wouldn't endorse it publically, cause that is bad pr. But actions speak louder than words, and the KKK is a voilent group and they attract violence as well.
what would that do, block it?
You are funny old man, actually trying to convince people that you don't do drugs. lol.
Not every jewish person beleives in zionism. So defending jews as being equals hardly qualifies as defending zionism. And look in an any up-to-date history text book and you will see that there were 9 crusades.
Ralph Nader may not like some corporations, and SOME of those coporations may be run by a person who is jewish. But that is a long shot from him hating jews.
Yup, that's what antisemitism is about: misunderstood and therefore personalized anti-capitalism. Capital is an abstract relationship, for god's sake, wake up dude, read some Marx.
A World in a Grain of Sand / Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Infinity in the Palm of your Hand / And Eternity in an Hour.
They stuck me in an institution, said it was the only solution, to...protect me from the enemy, myself
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A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift. "Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up."
"Oh, no." the woman replies. "I want it all done in one shot. I don't wan to have to come back." The doctor thinks for a second, then offers, "There is a new procedure where we put a screw in the top of your head. Then anytime you see wrinkles appearing, you just give it a little turn, which pulls the skin up, and they disappear."
"That's what I want!" exclaims the lady. "Let's do that."
Six months later the lady charges into the doctor's office. "Well, how's the procedure holding up?" the doctor asks.
"Terrible!" the lady bellows. "It's the worst mistake I've ever made."
"What's wrong?" asks the doctor.
"Just look at these bags under my eyes!" she hollers.
"Lady," the doctor retorts, "those aren't bags, those are your breasts. And if you don't leave that screw alone, you're going to have a beard!"
Dumbass. The wireless network only covers half the campus. You couldn't hold our collective dicks with the bullshit we have to put up with: no funding, no pay raises. I am gonna log in now and see if I can figure out who you are in the logs and gun you for being an ingrate sumbitch. Draconian! Ha!
did you know that?
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Wireless cam records his weeping when no one listens. He suffers deep physcological wounds from his homosexual fantasies. He wants a real experience.
If you need to vent your racial baggage got to an appropriate site or chat room. This stuff is really as damn bore.
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Troll-monster. I've got fanaies too.