Dorm Storm?
The Ape With No Name writes: "I work as a network technician at a major Southern university and we are gearing up for what is lovingly called "Dorm Storm," aka the weekend the students return to their dorm rooms, ethernet connections and BearShare. We'll move in approx. 3500 students, install and configure 1500 or so network cards and troubleshoot hundreds of circuit, switch and routing problems over the course of the next two weeks (with less than 50 people or so). I was wondering if anybody out in the academic computing community had some advice, stories to relate, yarns to spin for the rest of Slashdot with regard to other universities and their networking for students. You might think you have had a hell of a time setting up machines for users, but this becomes a Sisyphean task when you face a wireless, IP only, Novell setup for a grumpy architecture student on a budget Win2K laptop - one after another after another!"
I actually had a friend who was living in a dorm where all the machines in one half of the building were fried in some way or another. Everything pointed to the network running hot since no appliances other than the computers themselves were screwed up. The college denied everything.
Does Ralph Nader really not like Jews? I haven't heard anything about this. Have you ever killed anyone?
set up a transparent proxy server (Squid, perhaps) that redirects all pages to goatse. Sit back and enjoy the fun.
What's a SLA?
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