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New Moon Formation Model
msheppard writes "This ariticle at Scientific American describes a new computer model describing the formation of the moon. "It is also strikingly similar to the first proposed impact theory 25 years ago, before computer simulations were available.""
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dude!
skim the cream off the top. We then press the resulting "curd" into large round tins and let it sit for a few weeks. Once the mush hardens into a solid ball, we let it sit in a damp cave until mold grows through it. Then we launch it into orbit.
And I just finished compiling 2.4.8. Damn you Linus! Damn you to hell!
I just heard sad news on talk radio - Horror/fiction writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine house this morning. There weren't any more details than that. I'm sure we'll all miss him - even if you didn't read his books you've probably enjoyed one of his movies. Truly an American icon.
Gravity & spinning
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Think of the trolls,
pleeease, think of the trolls,
Oh, why won't anyone think of the trolls?!!!
From here
http://spiralx.dyndns.org/texts/troll1.html
I *knew* it sounded familiar. How's the trolling been, spiralx? E-mail me and let me know where the forum is, if you will.
~jawad (jawad(at)jawad.org)
Does your mama know you do that?
Interesting theory, however proven false by the fact there there still is and always will be Jews, while subhuman scum like you will be gone and forgotten before long as usual.
Another theory (possibly posed by less sober astronomers) is that the moon is actually an orbiting landfill from the civilization which predated our own, by hundreds of millions of years. The theory goes that there have actually been 4 or 5 civilizations on earth, each wiped clean by a cataclysm (i.e. buried under the weight of styrofoam fast-food containers) and the earth would enter a phase of lower life forms which would tromp around, florish then die, providing fossil fuels for the next civilization.
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
you are nuts
Well I sure am glad of that.
Nice troll job. So where did you lift that humorous story from you pathetic plagerizer?
2. Drop pants, posterior pointed towrd adversary.
3. Shake Your Booty!
What, me worry?
Hey /. !!! Specifically Taco, tim, and Hemos. Too many stories!!! Slow Down!! Wait at least 40 minutes between articles. We had the Java story posted, 20 mins later the Dr Felton one, 20 mins later the linux kernel, then 15 mins this one. Give us /.ers a chance to digest and discuss everything!
I stand astounded...
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Of course he's inconsistant! That's rule #3 in the "Trolling for Dummies" book.
LOSE LOSE LOSE lose lose lose LOSE LOSE FUCKING LOSE! LOOSE = NOT TIGHT. lose = NOT WIN!
From my troll archive here :) It was too good an opportunity to miss, and 70% doesn't mind...
-- spiralx
That just goes to show that Steven Speilberg is a troll.
Q: how gay are you?
A: very.
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