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Anti-DDOS Alliance In The Works?

Rackemup writes: "This article on ZDNET says McAfee and some anti-DDOS vendors are finally teaming up to address DDOS attacks and Code-Red-like network scanning. Seems like they're finally catching on that a purely reactive approach to Internet and virus attacks isn't going to cut it anymore, even after all the media coverage of these latest virus attacks there are still loads of zombie machines out there merrily scanning away, looking for others to infect."

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  1. fp? by imadoofus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    fp!

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    "pr0n": An anagram of "porn," possibly indicating the use of pornography. - www.microsoft.com
    1. Re:fp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I regret to inform you that you are off by 2,199,590. Congratulations, you fucking idiot.

  2. frost pist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    frost pist

  3. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    fp

  4. fuck you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    first post lozers

  5. Big event coming up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It's almost there: the 2,200,000th post on Slashdot!

    Who is it gonna be? Who will post the magic number? Who is gonna be #2200000 ???

    Let's hope it will not be an AC! We want to deliver champagne and cavair to the winner personally! Next to this, he or she will receive a free subscription to Slashdot.org and Goatse.cx for a year!

    Let the game begin! Oh, it's so exciting!!

  6. but wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Will it let me scan Alyson Hannigan and a tub full of hot grits?

    Please say it's so, Joe!

  7. Re:Troll facts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I already had his child, she's all stretched out and loose now...

  8. Stephen King, author, dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    I just heard sad news on talk radio -Horror/fiction writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure we'll all miss him - even if you didn't read his books you've probably enjoyed one of his movies. Truly an American icon.

    1. Re:Stephen King, author, dead at 54 by 72beetle · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You wish.

      The guy that hit him, however, was found dead.

      Read it here.

      -72

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      -Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.
  9. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Who're you, Steve Gibson?!

  10. ert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ert

  11. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    They'll find Alyson Hannigan and put her in a huge bowl of hot grits... that's how.

  12. Re:Anti-DDOS patch for NT 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    YUO ARE SO CLEVAR! Go WHITEE Go WHITEE!

  13. Fuck it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    We don't need that kind of anti-DDOS crap. A webserver is a machine that receives URLs and outputs webpages. I don't see how something that simple can be exploited, unless the server software is coded by drunk monkeys in shitty conditions under ordinary management.

  14. Alyson Hannigan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    and hot grits... two taste treats that go great together.

    This message has been brought to you by the grits council.

    Got Willow?

  15. whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    niggers smell.

  16. whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I don't give a fuck about DDoS. That's a just a boogy man people use to steal your rights. Unless your an op in #3l33t-d00dz-n00d or some other gay irc channel you don't have anything to worry about...

  17. 2200000th POST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    In your face bitches!

  18. i wanna do a lotta things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ... to Alyson Hannigan...

    all in hot grits, of course.

    yEAHHH

  19. i'm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    i'm a nigger.

    Go ahead whitey mod me down.

  20. spics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    spics is so greasay! It's like they use a pile of fried chicken for a pillow.

  21. Re:Baby steps in the right direction. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Right now, the morons (blackheads) have two real advantages over the idiots (whiteheads). This first is that there are just too damn many bozos for the morons to keep track of, and the second is that the idiots are too busy trying to play "drop the soap" with each other the way the morons do.

  22. 220000th p! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    oh ya! take that!

  23. Alyson Hannigan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Alyson Hannigan

    grits

    the stuff that DREAMS are made of

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    1. Re:DoS this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      is that alyson hannigan?

      where are the hot grits?

    2. Re:DoS this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      it's cold...

      but it's not coors light.

    3. Re:DoS this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      awwww shit yo, you got 2199777th post! leetness!

    4. Re:DoS this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Sorry, I'd rather have Alyson Hannigan

      new slashcode KICKS ASS

  25. 220000th post up in the pizneice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    TAKE THAT YOU SLUTS.

    in your fucking face.