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City Of Houston To Offer Free Email To Residents

Don Symes writes: "The City of Houston is getting ready to roll out 'free' email and web-hosted word processing. First to libraries and fire stations(!?), poorer areas, then to those who can afford ISPs." It would be interesting to compare the cost of Internet Access Technologies' multi-million dollar contract with private ISP access, especially for the dozen other cities considering similar deals.

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  1. City of Houston to Offer Free Niggers to Residents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    gay post

    --proc

  2. What is this communist bullshit? by Ralph+JewHater+Nader · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This idea is the work of jews, it will allow them to extort and bend the poor to their will.

    --

  3. Re:City of Houston to Offer Free Niggers to Reside by Ralph+JewHater+Nader · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    That is an excellent idea. Every Aryan could use a couple negroes to do the lowly manual labor.

    --

  4. Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Some guys at work were talking about this last week. One of them has some more information and a write up on his website here.

    1. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Your goatse has failed. Loser.

    2. Re:Old News by Faux_Pseudo · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Attention person who modded parent -1.
      Did you bother to click on the geocity link?
      It _is_ a goat link.
      If you are going to mod down someone for giving a heads up on a goat link then you should mod the goat link as well!

    3. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      what is this, a city council meeting?

      you know you liked it anyway.

  5. Re:City of Houston to Offer Free Niggers to Reside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    WOW I live in Houston... how do I get mine... and will I get to do a teeth inspection myself before I recieve it?

  6. First goatsex post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    I love goatsex! Who doesn't, really?


    www.goatse.cx

  7. Finally an alternative. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    to hotmail

    1. Re:Finally an alternative. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      wow. good thing you posted that one.

    2. Re:Finally an alternative. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      here is a good alternative to hotmail.

  8. you miserable shit by Sexual+Asspussy · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Moderators: You should be browsing at -1, (Newest|Oldest) First, Nested, not +2, Highest Scores, Threaded

    you fucking idiot, do you actually think your low UID gives you license to lend a "helping hand" to the mods? do you think they care? do you think a mod has actually changed his settings to appease your ugly ass?

    Moderators: You should be browsing with buttplugs in, using moderate to long strokes, not with a double dong, using short, jerky strokes.

    you dork.

  9. texas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    d'y'alls have an eMAYLE address?

  10. where the *FUCK* did my -1 posting bonus go??? by Sexual+Asspussy · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    fuck man, Asscode 2.2 is a fucking joke. why was it deployed even though obviously half-baked??

    Slow Down Sailor!

  11. Oops, the link is broken, sorry about that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  12. farm niggers by Sexual+Asspussy · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    yeah, every try to make a kike plow your fields? you might as well cook 'em eggs benedict and steal the sheet they fuck through while you're at it. you'd have better luck with a drunken spic and a hoe than with 100 hooknoses and 100 rototillers.

  13. This isnt new ... by Anomymous+Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Riverside county (california) has been giving residents @city.ca.us email addresses for months.

  14. Re:Web-Hosted Word Processing? by Anomymous+Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Well, its simple really.

    Assume you dont have a computer. Assume that you can go to your library and get internet access, but your library doesnt have the $150 dollar version of MS Office. You can use the free internet access to use the free word processing, then download the result, and you've got a nice document without much hassle at all.

  15. NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Punk ain't no religous cult
    Punk means thinking for yourself
    You aren't hardcore cos you spike your hair
    When a jock still lives inside your head

    Chorus:
    Nazi Punks
    Nazi Punks
    Nazi Punks...FUCK OFF!
    Nazi Punks
    Nazi Punks
    Nazi Punks...FUCK OFF!

    If you're gonna fight, get outta here
    You ain't no better than the bouncers
    We ain't tryin' to be police
    You ain't the cops, this ain't anarchy

    Repeat chorus

    Ten guys jump one, what a man
    You fight each other, the police state wins
    Stab your back when you trash our halls
    Trash a bank if you got real balls

    You still swastikas look cool
    The real nazis run your schools
    They're coaches, businessmen and cops
    In the real fourth reich you'll be the first to go

    Repeat Chorus

    You'll be the first to go
    You'll be the first to go
    You'll be the first to go...unless you think!

    -Dead Kennedys

    1. Re:NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF by Ralph+JewHater+Nader · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Hey Jello, what kind of a fucking name is that? Jello Biafra? You think you're some kind of half nigger? You'll be the first to get gassed when the Aryan Supermen conquer the world... unless you start using your head.

      --

    2. Re:NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      UHH RALPH

      An aryan superman would face a jew - you wont - so that lets you out my little fat fuck.

      IM NOT GOING AWAY - YOU ARE

  16. linux users = beastiality viewers by Anomymous+Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Please, you linux fucks, stop looking at all that disgusting animal porn. What the hell is wrong with you?

  17. STUPID RACIST MOTHERFUCKER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Southern man better keep your head
    Don't forget what your good book said
    Southern change gonna come at last
    Now your crosses are burning fast
    Southern man

    I saw cotton and I saw black
    Tall white mansions and little shacks.
    Southern man when will you pay them back?
    I heard screamin' and bullwhips cracking
    How long? How long?

    Southern man better keep your head
    Don't forget what your good book said
    Southern change gonna come at last
    Now your crosses are burning fast
    Southern man

    Lily Belle, your hair is golden brown
    I've seen your black man comin' round
    Swear by God I'm gonna cut him down!
    I heard screamin' and bullwhips cracking
    How long? How long?

    -Neil Young

  18. Bleah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    1. Re:Bleah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  19. Re:B.F.D. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Fuck you and your fucking advise to moderators.

    You should browse at -50 "I'm a fag" and stick your tounge in the electric outlet.

  20. Stephen King, author, dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    I just heard sad news on talk radio - Horror/fiction writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine house this morning. I'm sure we'll all miss him - even if you didn't read his books you've probably enjoyed one of his movies. Truly an American icon.

    1. Re:Stephen King, author, dead at 54 by Guppy06 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I didn't know you aged a year when you died...

    2. Re:Stephen King, author, dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      what is this, some kind of message from the future? King is only 53 dumbass.

    3. Re:Stephen King, author, dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      hey at least he's getting closer. he used to say 58. i mean, what is the point with you dead celeb trolls anyway? you know we can just go to CNN and confirm/deny in minutes, so why do you do it? Do you work for CNN?

  21. Re:Web-Hosted Word Processing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ya, that makes sense, but how does the actual web-word-processing work? Anyplace I can take a look at a similiar kind of system?

  22. YOURE STILL A FAT WIMP RALPHIE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hey my little ass ranger you still on here ? thought you would have gotten the hint by now.

    Still to scared to face this Jew ralphie ? going off on the african americans now - hang on my little fat butternut do you have any idea how many of them are armed ?

    YOURE SCARED OF JEWS AND 'NIGGERS' RALPHIE - IM NOT LEAVING YOU ALONE UNTIL YOU FACE ME OR FUCK OFF - YOURE NOT WANTED ON HERE OR ON EARTH FAT ASS.

    Remember me - Jewish 6ft 4inches, pistol champion, army trained, lost family to hitlers ovens - would love to show you what it really means to hurt.

    GO AWAY CHILD

    1. Re:YOURE STILL A FAT WIMP RALPHIE by Ralph+JewHater+Nader · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      6 foot 4? You'll fit fine in my ovens.


      African-American? What the fuck is that? Most of those monkeys haven't even been to Africa. Call them what they are - nigs.

      --

    2. Re:YOURE STILL A FAT WIMP RALPHIE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Words are just words my ass bandit - actions are required from you

      Face it you are a wimp and you cannot win - im going to hound you until you are gone from here or you face me in person - take the hint

  23. NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Punk ain't no religous cult

    Punk means thinking for yourself

    You aren't hardcore cos you spike your hair

    When a jock still lives inside your head

    Chorus:

    Nazi Punks

    Nazi Punks

    Nazi Punks...FUCK OFF!

    Nazi Punks

    Nazi Punks

    Nazi Punks...FUCK OFF!

    If you're gonna fight, get outta here

    You ain't no better than the bouncers

    We ain't tryin' to be police

    You ain't the cops, this ain't anarchy

    Repeat chorus

    Ten guys jump one, what a man

    You fight each other, the police state wins

    Stab your back when you trash our halls

    Trash a bank if you got real balls

    You still swastikas look cool

    The real nazis run your schools

    They're coaches, businessmen and cops

    In the real fourth reich you'll be the first to go

    Repeat Chorus

    You'll be the first to go

    You'll be the first to go

    You'll be the first to go...unless you think!

    -Dead Kennedys

  24. GO TO HELL RACIST MOTHERFUCKER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Southern man better keep your head

    Don't forget what your good book said

    Southern change gonna come at last

    Now your crosses are burning fast

    Southern man

    I saw cotton and I saw black

    Tall white mansions and little shacks.

    Southern man when will you pay them back?

    I heard screamin' and bullwhips cracking

    How long? How long?

    Southern man better keep your head

    Don't forget what your good book said

    Southern change gonna come at last

    Now your crosses are burning fast

    Southern man

    Lily Belle, your hair is golden brown

    I've seen your black man comin' round

    Swear by God I'm gonna cut him down!

    I heard screamin' and bullwhips cracking

    How long? How long?

    -Neil Young

  25. FIRST POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    How come whenever I'm sitting here waiting the opportunity to get the much-touted and highly-coveted "first post" cowboy neal et al sit on their asses waiting to post shit?

    Its eerie. Like they know I'm here...hitting refresh...refresh...refresh....

    1. Re:FIRST POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      And I will get a FP sometime...soon...refresh.........refresh......... .refresh......

    2. Re:FIRST POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      First post is MINE,you faggot!!!

  26. NAZI MODS FUCK OFF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Slash ain't no linux cult
    Slash mean posting for yourself
    You aren't slashdork cos you wear thinkgeek
    When a mod still lives inside your head

    Chorus:
    Nazi Mods
    Nazi Mods
    Nazi Mods...FUCK OFF
    Nazi Mods
    Nazi Mods
    Nazi Mods...FUCK OFF

    If you metamod get outta here
    You ain't no better than the authors
    We ain't tryin' to be geeks
    You ain't Jon Katz, this ain't YRO.

    Chorus

    Ten guys post first, what a troll
    You mod each other, Cmdr. Taco wins
    Mod me down then you post AC
    Post logged in if you got real balls

    You still think penis birds look cool
    The geek profilers run your schools
    They're Taco, bitchslappers and Sims
    In slashcode 2, trolltalk was first to go

    Chorus

    Trolltalk was first to go
    Trolltalk was first to go
    Trolltalk was first to go...

    --Rod "Cmbr. Taco" Malda

  27. Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Soon even the poor of Houston will be able to get online and see pictures of Alyson Hannigan wearing nothing but hot grits!

    Bet you'd like to lick if off her young little red-haired body. I know I would!

  28. yes it is offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    But I love Alyson Hannigan... and I love hot grits!!

    --=--

    Soon even the poor of Houston will be able to get online and see pictures of Alyson Hannigan wearing nothing but hot grits!

    Bet you'd like to lick if off her young little red-haired body. I know I would!

  29. Re:lyric correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Thank you for your contribution to this Open-Source trolling material. This patch will only make more effective our fight against mindless racist posters like Ralph.

  30. Re:dude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yeah!!! Read between the fucking lines, asshole!!!

  31. So blow me..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    So blow me.....
    Blow me tonight!!!

    YEAH!!!!