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First and Last Issue of Infinite Matrix

Posted by michael on from the living-in-internet-time dept.

Code Fixer writes: "The first (and perhaps last) issue of The Infinite Matrix is up." The one and only issue of a would-be science fiction magazine. Good stuff.

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  1. Extremely murst ghost by Platinum+Dragon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Jesus, slashcode is broken.

    Back to Slash 2.0 while things get debugged... wasn't that the purpose of Banjo?

    --

    Someday, you're going to die. Get over it.
    1. Re:Extremely murst ghost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      fp

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      Bruce Perens

  2. GNU Hippies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Here's an example of those communist GNU Hippies up to their usual antics

  3. Re:Good riddence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hi.

    I'm twenty five years old, and up until two weeks ago, I was a virgin. Too many celibacy had worn my self-esteem down to the point where I was finally willing to pay for sex. I'll spare you the details of the event, as this is not what I am writing about.

    After having completed the act, the prostitute whose services I had rented immediately exclaimed that something had felt weird. With no particular ceremony, she grabbed my now-flaccid member and subjected it to an intense examination, while biting her thumbnail in consternation.

    After a brief period, she informed me that my penis was deformed, in her professional opinion. I had spent my entire life without ever seeing another man urinate, so I was not aware that the output usually emits from the end of the head, not the underside, where mine does.

    I'd like to know if I should seek the advice of a doctor or plastic surgeon? Is this the sort of thing that can, or even should be corrected? I've lived with it for twenty five years, and it hasn't bothered me. Is there really any reason to worry about this?

  4. Re:Good riddence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Dear Mr Katz

    We at NAMBLA are saddened to hear your terrible story. Please join us in our weekly meeting at the Smithville Elementary School. BYOB! (Bring your own boy)

  5. Not so infinite matrix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hehe... /.'d after only 18 replies...

  6. geesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    In my three years of reading Slashdot, this is without doubt one of the lamest things I've ever seen posted!

  7. Stephen King, author, dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    I just heard sad news on talk radio -Horror/fiction writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine house this morning. I'm sure we'll all miss him - even if you didn't read his books you've probably enjoyed one of his movies. Truly an American icon.

  8. Evil company! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    http://www.ibmandtheholocaust.com/

    Boycott ibm!

  9. let me count the ways i care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    um...

    urm...

    i guess i don't care. wake me up when something interesting happens.

  10. Speling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I believe its spelt M-A-T-R-I-S-E-S

    1. Re:Speling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Actually it's M-A-T-R-I-C-E-S and M-A-T-R-I-X-E-S. Both are acceptable. Your spelling is just wrong.

  11. worst. story. ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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    1. Re:worst. story. ever. by chmod007 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Fi ruoy era gniog ot etirw sdrawkcab, kcehc ruoy gnilleps txen emit.

  12. Nietzsche, author, dead at 167 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    He is still dead and won't raise again.