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michael
on from the pocket-sized-they-aren't dept.
carnun writes: "Over at CommVerge there is an interesting article updating what's happening on the Satellite phone market... Is this just another blow in the Iridium cluster or are we finally going to be able to sit with our laptops and connect from the middle of the Sahara?"
Re:arf
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Innit.
Re:arf
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eat shit and die assholes.
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i'm banned but i still shit on all of you. fucking taco, i'll gouge out your eyes and skullfuck you, then i'll rip your fucking head off and shit down your throat.
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mackga----banned because the fucking assholes here can't get my negative karma right.
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Re:arf
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banned because of negative karma? hah, that's kid stuff. I'm banned for life, my ip forbidden to connect to slashdots server, for posts made as an AC. (i got a new ip, of course) lets see you achieve that level of bannedness, and then we can eat shit and die and be shat on with eyes gouged out and skullfucked while our heads are ripped off and our throats shat down, punk.
1st post
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Yay!
Grrrr
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Grrrr
Re:LNUX go bye bye (ESR - Surprised by wealth!)
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Now thats not fair.
Re:LNUX go bye bye (ESR - Surprised by wealth!)
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what's not fair?
NEWS FLASH
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I've got
WARM BAWLS
I didn't think it could happen to me, but
i've got
WARM BAWLS
Re:LNUX go bye bye (ESR - Surprised by wealth!)
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Its not fair because ESR IS SURPRISED BY WEALTH!
I'd rather hear about how...
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VA Linux is now selling proprietary closed source software. It's a dark day for open source.
"The mixture of open and proprietary software "is a model we saw a lot of people going to," Augustin said."
Re:I'd rather hear about how...
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Open or closed, does anyone really care about SourceForge??
Really, you've got CVS and CVSWeb...thats all you need to get work done.
Larry should sell off VA assets and distribute the returns among the investors. Since its a forgone conclusion that VA can't make it, what is to be gained by spending the rest of the cash on hand?
Re:I'd rather hear about how...
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Larry has been selling of *his* VA assests for quite some time. I think he's sold nearly 10 million in stock last time I checked. He might as well milk it for salary as long as he can, 150k a year to run a company into the ground is a pretty sweet deal.
Re:Huge Cell phones
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How about, "Hey baby, that's my 19-inch one-eyed trouser snake. Wanna touch it?"
-- "If he thinks he can hide and run from the United States and our allies, he's sorely mistaken." Bush on bin Laden
Stephen King, author, dead at 54
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I just heard sad news on talk radio -Horror/fiction writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine house this morning. There weren't any more detail than that yet. I'm sure we'll all miss him - even if you didn't read his books you've probably enjoyed one of his movies. Truly an American icon.
238928th post!
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can you believe they took away the numbers! fucking assholes! now there's going to be more of that content bullshit!
RALPH IS A LYING WIMP WITH NO BALLS
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No one wants to even listen to a word you say loser
Youre still full of shit my little turd ass bandit
You think we cant die - meet me - name the date, time and place you wimp. You can have your best shot - for a member of the super race that should not bother you
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE - LEAVE AND DONT COME BACK OR FACE ME - PUT UP OR SHHUT UP YOU FAT FOUR EYED WIMP
Re:RALPH IS A LYING WIMP WITH NO BALLS
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eat shit and die, you fucking zealot. i hear you take it up the ass with three feet of rusty razor wire. how's them hemmoroids, asshole?
Re:Jews
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Oh boo hoo...cant compress the comment eh? well too bad. what idiot decided to comprees the comentes anyway?
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Re:Jews
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asshole motherfucking pigfucking cocksucking shit slipper. you eat my greasy darkbrown hemmoroidal shit laced with blood and cum while i fuck your mother with a studded dildo and scrape the scabs out of her rancid cunt.
btw, since i'm your dad, please suck my cock for your allowance.
Judaism making a comeback?
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Or is there just a disproportionate number of Jews here on Slashdot?
Re:Laptop in Sahara
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Shutup you shit eating nerd. What the fuck do you need a laptop in the Sahara for? If you did take one there some Kaffer would mug you anyway. Which might not be a bad thing.
Re:Sahara?
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fuck you funny. the relatavistic spastic assholes that populate this pustule ridden tampon eat my shit on a regular basis and lap up the blood soaked cum from my fever ridden asshole while sucking the man juice from my cock for breakfast.
also, taco, i'll skull fuck you when you least expect it and shit down the bloody pulp of your decapitated girlfriend's neck.
guess who?
But is it OpenSource?
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It seems like nothing has been working properly on slashdot. Lots of broken features like older stuff and search. What is with this posting stuff too. It seems like no matter what I try to submit I get some sort of error.
Re:And we NEED this?
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when the need for porn arises, it cannot be contained.
Can't someone make a troll filter for this
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Why not a troll filter that looks for the words stephen and king and dead in the same post and blocks it - or a lameness filter ?
Re:Can't someone make a troll filter for this
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Then what happens when Stephen King actually does die?
evil company!
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Slashdot Mirror
arf
Yay!
Grrrr
Now thats not fair.
what's not fair?
I've got
WARM BAWLS
I didn't think it could happen to me, but
i've got
WARM BAWLS
Its not fair because ESR IS SURPRISED BY WEALTH!
VA Linux is now selling proprietary closed source software. It's a dark day for open source.
m l? tag=mn_hd
http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1003-200-6954900.ht
"The mixture of open and proprietary software "is a model we saw a lot of people going to," Augustin said."
How about, "Hey baby, that's my 19-inch one-eyed trouser snake. Wanna touch it?"
"If he thinks he can hide and run from the United States and our allies, he's sorely mistaken." Bush on bin Laden
I just heard sad news on talk radio -Horror/fiction writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine house this morning. There weren't any more detail than that yet. I'm sure we'll all miss him - even if you didn't read his books you've probably enjoyed one of his movies. Truly an American icon.
can you believe they took away the numbers! fucking assholes! now there's going to be more of that content bullshit!
No one wants to even listen to a word you say loser
Youre still full of shit my little turd ass bandit
You think we cant die - meet me - name the date, time and place you wimp. You can have your best shot - for a member of the super race that should not bother you
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE - LEAVE AND DONT COME BACK OR FACE ME - PUT UP OR SHHUT UP YOU FAT FOUR EYED WIMP
Oh boo hoo...cant compress the comment eh? well too bad. what idiot decided to comprees the comentes anyway?
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btw, since i'm your dad, please suck my cock for your allowance.
Or is there just a disproportionate number of Jews here on Slashdot?
Shutup you shit eating nerd. What the fuck do you need a laptop in the Sahara for? If you did take one there some Kaffer would mug you anyway. Which might not be a bad thing.
also, taco, i'll skull fuck you when you least expect it and shit down the bloody pulp of your decapitated girlfriend's neck.
guess who?
Answer here...
It seems like nothing has been working properly on slashdot. Lots of broken features like older stuff and search. What is with this posting stuff too. It seems like no matter what I try to submit I get some sort of error.
when the need for porn arises, it cannot be contained.
Why not a troll filter that looks for the words stephen and king and dead in the same post and blocks it - or a lameness filter ?
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Boycott IBM!
Good thing is my Opera can sign like any of the above :)
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Ummm, his idea was that you could call for help with the cell phone and read them your latitude and longitude.
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