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MySQL Gets Perl Stored Procedures

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the well-isn't-that-special dept.

ryarger writes "Woo Hoo! After a seeming eternity of wait, there is finally an implementation of stored procedures for MySQL. It uses Perl as the stored proc language, too!" Also note that this piece of work was done by OSDNs own Krow. Very cool work I must say.

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  1. Fuck you by Trollificus · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yes you.

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  2. That's great. by briggsb · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    I've been waiting for that. Good job Krow.

    Now if we could only get high school students to understand Perl and MySQL we'd be all set.

  3. WhY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    HOW GAY IS THIS? Would anyone use it?

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  4. Re:Better stored proc languages... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hahahahaha! Fucktard!! LOL! That is pure genius. Really. Oh, shit. I'd better clean up this puddle of laughing piss..

  5. Re:Better stored proc languages... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yes! Please! Fuck me now!

  6. Re:Better stored proc languages... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Oh baby! Please do! Please do!

    8=====D

    Put your mouth all over it!