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Palm 'Molecular' Keyboard
Frank writes: "Here's an interesting new Palm application I found over at PalmGear.com. It's a new technology from IBM research called ATOMIK, it potentially allows typing of faster than 40 words per minute by using a Metropolis optimization algorithm in which the special keyboard is treated as a "molecule" and each key as an "atom"."
Not really an "ubertroll", are you?
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More of an annoying fuckup really.
*sigh*
A good troll is a rare thing these days, especially on
you can still put it in the text. suggested use:
Hey, chums; there's a totally kickin' website you should "hit." Its at http://www.goatse.cx
Why would anyone still want to program in C? That's a thing of the past.
C has been superseded by more advanced programming languages, like PL/1, COBOL, and FORTRAN.
Is it some kind of magic?
Does it turn "fuck" into a middle finger?
no, it's just a normal http://goatse.cx link
Nah, it was just the traditional "Gay Gangbang at the Geek Compound" event.
I'll cry if you don't tell me how you did it.
It's not too long, it's 20 characters, which is exactly the limit on slashdot usernames.
See here for an explanation of the atom crud.
Well at the Gay Gangbang, Taco usually takes the roll of a "server". He lays on his back, spreading open his cheeks to "serve" the other members of the Slashdot team. Additionally, michael also is a "server". However his job is to "serve" men with his pinky up their ass while he's fellating them. I hope this clears things up for you, ubertroll.
C - A language that combines the speed of assembly with the ease of use of assembly.
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No, but he did remove CmdrTaco's underwear before buttfucking him.
You trolls suck.
-michael
Yes, sometimes.
Yeah, how long did they test banjo with the real hardware anyway.. a whole week? Wow, with testing like that it's no wonder slashdot stops working every day. I highly recommend a testing and reliability class for the slashdot coders.
Remember this is Slashdot. Everyone has small dicks here.
You wouldn't have been modded down as a troll if you had posted a link to the video.
More over, you could have gotten a (Score:+5 Interesting) if you had included an anti Microsoft epithet.
Yea, I know (Score:-1 Off Topic / Troll / Flame Bait)
Obviously you've never seen CmdrTaco naked.