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securitas writes: LinuxWorld has the first installment of a series on how to go from being a Windows based shop to a Linux one." One of the article's points, one that I strongly agree with, is how overpowered the machines are that most people buy.
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first post dude!
Dear Dr Laura,
Thank you for doing so much to educate people
regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal
from your show,
and I try to share that knowledge with as many
people as I can.
When someone tries to defend the homosexual
lifestyle, for
example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22
clearly states
it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need
some advice
from you, however, regarding some of the specific
laws and how
to best follow them.
a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a
sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the
Lord
(Lev.1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim
the oder is
not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as
sanctioned
in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you
think would be
a fair price for her?
c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman
while she is
in her period of menstrual uncleanness
(Lev.15:19-24). The
problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but
most women
take offense.
d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed posess
slaves, both male
and female, provided they are purchased from
neighboring
nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies
to Mexicans,
but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own
Canadians?
e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the
Sabbath.
Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to
death. Am I
morally obligated to kill him myself?
f) A friend of mine fells that even though eating
shellfish is
an abomination (Lev.11:10), it is a lesser
abomination than
homosexuality. I didn't agree. Can you settle this?
g) Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the
alter of God if
I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I
wear reading
glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is
there some
wiggle room here?
h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed,
including the
hair around their temples, even though this is
expressly
forbidden by Lev 19:27 How should they die?
i) I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of
a dead pig
makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I
wear
gloves?
j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by
planting two
different crops in the same field, as does his wife
by wearing
garments made of two different kinds of thread.
(Cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and
blaspheme a
lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the
trouble of
getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev.
24:10-16.
Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private
family affair
like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws?
(Lev.
20:14) I know you have studied these things
extensively, so I am
confident you can help.
Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is
eternal and
unchanging.
Your devoted disciple and adoring fan,
Michael Moore
I wish alyson hannigan was overpowered...
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jesus h. fucking christ, why do you linux cunts think your "operating system" is hot shit? don't you know true unix operating systems have done this for *decades* now? why isn't credit ever givin? what a fucking joke.
I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.
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va linux stock = garbage.
when will slashdot install a LNUX deathwatch counter?>
at least you guys should be on fuckedcompany.com.
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Is that a correct mirror ??
HELLO! LINUX FUCKNUTS! why the fuck are you modding this *down* ? can't you fucks see microsoft windows 2000 is a far superior operating system? look what you linux cunts like you run, bottom barrel shitty systems. sure, put windows on cheap hardware, it's gonna crash. but i'll tell you this, i've seen large environments (600+ windows servers) that are soo goddamn stable. it's time to realize that windows has evolved. a company the size of microsoft, over time, eventually gets things right. fucking take a look and see how much money microsoft has. you actually think a bunch of programmers working all over the goddamn world is going to produce something better than a tightly knit, highly paid development team? you see folks, the main shit people had with windows was it's instability. this is no longer the case. oh, just to get you fucks know, about three months ago, we got rid of all our linux developers. we're back to being 100% sun/microsoft. so if you goddamn amatures running win98 on your shitty cheapass pc's don't agree, fuck you. maybe you should quit getting drunk/high at college, working some lame none-IT related job, and take a look at what microsoft really has to offer. if you looked at linux in 1993, you'd say: "bah, has potentional, but hp-ux/aix/solaris rocks the shit outta it!". guess what? MICROSOFT HAS EVOLVED! i'd take a mcse/windows over some dipshit who says: "yeah, i know how to run linux, dude!".
I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.
You Fu**ing assh**e
Was that supposed to be funny you sad, stupid fuck?
Do I want my kids to see that kind of shit pop up while I am reading an article? No, I fucking don't, it's not funny in the slightest.
Have a think about where crap like that might be appropriate - I certainly don't want to see some sick twisted fag's arse when I am expecting to read an article.
Fucking idiot.
as long as Linux runs on it?
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Ignore the link, it just brings up lot's of pop ups.
Some people have no life...
I'm touching penis.
Let's say for the cock in an ass or mouth setting, there is no reason to ever have more than say...500 orgasms.
THE USED PANTY MENACE of EBAY!
Around October, 1999 I first began to expose the bizarre panty ads on eBay!
The national media picked up on it, and all around the U.S.A. people were shocked to discover that eBay was the premiere portal for panty sniffing in the world!!
Where else could you buy RIPE undies sealed in plastic bags? Times Square porn shops didn't sell 'em. No store allows underwear to be returned if the package is opened. So eBay had the drop on the drawers market!
Who knows, maybe at first these ads were placed by Margaret Whitman, the CEO of eBay. Maybe it was the best way to raise some money to hire all the crack lawyers that keep eBay from any responsibility for all the fraud auctions on the website.
A few years ago eBay let used underwear ads run ALL OVER THE WEBSITE
eBay's favorite defense was "we are just a portal."
So you had all kinds of nutty ads with women posing in their panties. Any kind of lewd comments seemed to be allowed. Jeez, even MEN were getting involved!
Well, as my pages filled with ads like this, and postmen began to keel over from the stink of used panty items being delivered to curious schoolboys, nostalgic oldies and sorry Bill Gates types, eBay decided to change their underwear...policy.
They were embarrassed by all these women using eBay for a public changing room.
NO MORE WOMEN POSING IN THEIR PANTIES!
So the gals simply doffed their dirty duds...and held them up for the camera!
And everyone was still raising a stink.
So eBay modified their policy yet again, this time declaring that the ads must state that the underwear was CLEAN. Ebay also declared that if women wanted to pose in their panties, or pose OUT of their panties, they could only do it in the "adults only" section of the site.
But the "we're only a portal, we don't police our website" eBay dunces were hapless to prevent people from posting used panty ads in the "General" area of eBay anyway. Here was a "legit" ad placed in the "General" area of eBay, and it was full of nudge-nudge and wink-wink ad copy....
No wonder buyers named "sniffysniff" were spending $20 and even $40 per panty on the website.
But as more and more morons began to sell, prices went down faster than the panties.
Still, a good ad, especially one promising explicit photos, or even phone sex, or a meeting, did very very well
Ebay still allowed these ads in the "women's clothing" section of the site...as if WOMEN were buying these items! How many women who OWN a COMPUTER are poor enough that they need to buy second-hand, or second-ass panties??
But eBay wasn't listening to complaints that these ads belonged ONLY in adults only, if at all
Even now, there's NO guarantee eBay monitors their site or prevents wacky ads from appearing...
EBay's legendary arrogance crumbled against the weight of publicity and public opinion, and on November 21, 2000 they banned "Used underwear - including but not limited to, boxer shorts, panties, briefs, athletic supporters." This included the adult section of the website. Some sellers tried to squeeze their items in before the deadline...
BUTT, to this day, if you type in "used panties" you'll find some sneaky sellers offering up anything they've pulled down...and using the dopey "BUY IT NOW" feature to do it.
All the ads on this page were from the 'general' section of eBay's site where anyone could see and buy. You have to wonder what kind of diseases one can catch from smelly underwear, and if eBay might one day face a lawsuit from an irate panty sniffer with swollen nostrils and a brain tumor, or heartbreakingly pimply skin and genitalia!
Considering that any seller can have about a million AOL accounts and get on eBay over and over, sellers will continue to offer quickie "BUY IT NOW" auctions. We haven't seen the END of the USED PANTY MENACE of EBAY!!!
Read all about it. Just one more example of what we've known for years.
That's pretty clever, putting a comp-u-goat iframe on a sourceforge.net page. I pity the people who actually clicked that, instead of using telnet to check the html first.
It redirects to comp-u-goat, not goatse.cx
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i couldn't agree with you more... hell, i have a win2k professional box on a k6-450mhz/64mb box that is fast as shit. this fucking linux eganvalists need to go suck off rms/ers/torvalds. GET A FUCKING LIFE, YOU LINUX LOSERS! GO GET LAID!
I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.
THANK YOU! just goes to proove the backwards thinking of the linux community, and how it's just a unix rehash. the fuck in this article probably read some shit about network computing in his "CcNa 4 DuMMiEz" training guide, and thought to himself: "wow! that's how the big guys do it!"
I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.
dude calm down. it's just an operatin' system
The above link redirects through a sourcehunter.com download referer to comp-o-goat!
It most certainly does!
Please please please..
MOD THIS RAVING LUNATIC DOWN INTO OBLIVION !!!