Borders to Use CCTV Face Recognition
albanach writes: "This story at the Sunday Herald newspaper says Borders Bookshop is to become the world's first retailer to use face recognition software linked to their in-store CCTV cameras to automagically identify known shoplifters."
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Because that's not the way I want to live my life.
this is NOT a joke.
I just read some sad news on the internet - musician Aaliyah wass found dead in her Michigan home this morning. I'm sure we'll all miss her - even if you didn't listen to some of her music, you've probably listening to other people bitch about it. Truly an American icon.
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I just heard some sad news on the internet - CmdrTaco's penis was found dead in Hemos's ass this morning. I'm sure we'll all miss him - even if you didn't suck his dick, you've probably enjoyed it up your ass. Truly an American faggot.
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You're kidding, right?
Or do you really not understand?
You should put in your little "news" blurb that this technology will only be used in the UK. THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO THE US, yet. What terrible news skills you have.
First they came for the shoplifter. Because I was afraid they could one day come for me, I shot the cops.
Lars T.
To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck
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I just read some sad news on the internet - philosopher Friedrich Neitzsche wass found dead in his Weimar home this morning. I'm sure we'll all miss her - even if you didn't read to some of his books, you've probably listening to other people bitch about it. Truly a philosophy brainfart.
The official "[insert name here] found dead" troll is reserved for dead people and Stephen King. Please stick to the rules or I will raise from grave and send legions of Übermenschs after you.
A decent troll is never a direct insult unless it sets off a good conspiracy theory or is very original.
Thanks, dead Nietzsche, legion 453632, horde 11A7.
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my digestion.
You cannot trivialize a triumph of such great importance. Six million more baby!
You are an idiot. Enough Said.