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Finally, A Solution To The DMCA
morcego writes: "Well, finally someone came up with a solution to the DMCA problem.
You can read it on the archive of the Humorix list." Well, combine this with my ULC Reverendship, and we're well underway *grin*.
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That link goes to the 2000 version of the humorix list, not the 2001.
Silly Google, tricks are for kids.
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Public School is part of the state. There should not be bible clubs in school, anymore than there should be satanic clubs at school. Make fun of Marilin Manson if you want (not you particularly, just in general) but don't forget Christian Rock or Michael W Smith - "My place in this world, my place innnn thiissss wooooorrrrllld."
;). Point for her, point off for the role of politics in the church.
A moment of silence is the same as a prayer. You and people like Falwell are what gives religion a bad name. Sadly, Christians are among the least tolerant in the world. You want prayer in school, and the ten commandments on the wall. But you don't want mein kampf read, sex education or homosexuality discussed unless its to condemn it.
That's hypocrisy. And Hypocrisy is bad.
The typical local priest/reverend/parish guy does NOT want the church in his communities schools. The ones actually tending their "flock" (and many are sheep) care about the good of the people and their souls. Many of them do honestly believe in the whole goodness thing.
The ones that rise in power rarely do. I can name three christian religious leaders around recently, Cardinal O'conner, the local nyc bishop type dude who was on the news once in a while as a possible pope contender, mother teresa, and jerry falwell.
Oconner, haven't heard from him since. Maybe he's pope, maybe not, he doesn't seem to have changed anything, score is 0-0. Teresa, dead, and being unlawfully rushed through secular laws to get her canonized - a publicity stunt when viewed through xsecular law, though apparently she was alleged to have done some sort of good
Dodgy 1-0 in favor of christian religion. But then we have Jerry Falwell. Even if you actually believed this millionaire reverend/politician cared about anything other than himself, you can't possibly condone his views on so many topics. He is worse than Farrakan, because Falwell was Congreessional/Senatorial representative, able to buy and sell our rights, such as the DMCA, CDA and reams of other censorship laws.
Goodness speaks with Evil, that it may teach its young the ways of Evil that they may be avoided.
Censorship is the erasure of history, that we may not learn from it.
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Ah, but you see, the bible club parents pay the same school taxes that you do. You can't discriminate against clubs with a religous message solely on that ground. That would be the state forbidding the practice of religon and that is unconstitutional.
I still want someone to show me where the constitution says there should be a separation between the church and state. Try and find it. I see where it says that the government can't establish an official religon or require yor membership for citizenship.
Keep in mind that the constitution was written to be understood by common people in the 1700's. If it doesn't come right out and say something, it isn't in there.
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