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Japan Will Have To Wait For Xbox
securitas contributed a link to this New York Times article which indicates a delay in the Japanese release of the Xbox. "MS insists it's going to meet its Nov. 8 North American release date. I'll believe it when I see it. Also, Namco has signed on to produce 4 games for Xbox including 2 exclusives." Ledge adds a link to this AP story carried by Fox News as well: upshot is that units won't go on sale in Japan till Feb. 22. (A chart comparing announced vs. actual dates for all the consoles would be interesting, since they all seem to be delayed.)
Good thing... Xbox is M$ isn't it?
42 + 1 = 42
luckily My mom sucks my ass. I eat the anus of the peruvian sloth. Then I cum on a goats back. Ahh, such is the life of a self professed part time geek, and full time nerd. Whats a fella to do with himself ?
I think I'll go stick my dick in the margarine , I cant believe its not butter !
OPEN YOUR MOUTH UNDER MY POOP CHUTE
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okay
-Klerck logged in as someone else, but too busy to log out.
... let's not forget, they can always release the bug fixes at a later point, as they do with all of their products. In fact, releleasing the X-B(oll)ox on time with a number of bugs would only make them money... you DON'T think they'll give away their "upgrades" free, do you?
Bzzzzzt..."AAAAaaaaarrrgh!!!" Thud.
1. Hack value. You *know* someone will get Linux running on that thing. At the very least I could gut it for the CPU and return it. (It's manufactured by the evil empire, they can deal with some fradulent RMA.) Wait, with Intel's recent price cuts, by the time the Xbox is released, a P3 750MHz would probably cost less than the gas it would take to drive to and from the store. Oh well.
/. karma. No it won't, why the fsck I write that? I think I'm being hit with a Microsoft Mind Control Beam(TM).
2. It's not easily confused with an IBM PS/2. But wait, that still doesn't make me want one. Shit.
3. It looks cool. I can impress all my... Nevermind.
4. I could play boatloads of cutting-egde, white-knuckle, edge-of-your-seat, blast-in-your-face 3D hyper-accelerated games. Hmm, Duke Nukem Forever is still vaporware and probably won't be released for Xbox anyway. Guess not then.
5. It will make my writeups on E2 get C!'d and give me lots of
6. I can get something high-tech before the Japanese. Only problem... Microsoft != High Tech
Gee, I guess I DON'T want an Xbox!
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DRM is like antifreeze, to the MPAA/RIAA it's sweet, to the consumers it's poison.
Uh, uh, uh
To all my motherfuckin' gettin' money hoes
Used to clothes
And all my ghetto bitches in the projects
Coming through like bulldozers
No, we ain't sober
Bum bitches know better than to start shit
Niggas love a hard bitch
One that get up in a nigga's ass quicker than an enema
Make a cat bleed then sprinkle it with vinegar
Kidnap the senator
Make him call his wife and say he never coming home
Kim got him in a zone beating they dicks
Even got some of these straight chicks rubbing their tits
[*laughs*]
What? I'm loving this shit
Queen Bitch!
What bitch you know can thug it like this?
Imagine if I was dude and hittin' cats from the back
With no strings attached
Yeah nigga, picture that!
I treat y'all niggas like y'all treat us
No Doubt! Ay yo, yo
Come here so I can bust in ya mouth
(Ay yo, come on here bitch)
Nigga FUCK YOU
(No, FUCK YOU BITCH)
Who you talking to?
(Why you actin' like a BITCH?)
Cause y'all niggas ain't shit
And if I was dude
I'd tell y'all to suck my dick
(Ay yo, come on here bitch)
Nigga FUCK YOU
(No, FUCK YOU BITCH)
Who you talking to?
(Why you actin' like a BITCH?)
Cause y'all niggas ain't shit
And if I was dude
I'd tell y'all to suck my dick
I'mma keep it real
For the dough I might kill
I'm try-na see my face on a hundred dollar bill
Met this dude name Jaleel at this Abdulla fight
He said he'd pay me ten grand just to belly dance
Cum all on his pants
I met him at the studio
He showed up with his homeboy named Julio
I said 'Whoa! Who's the other guy?'
Hope you know you paying extra for this fuckin' third eye
Something about him, I knew he was a phony
Put the burner in his mouth
'Fool, Give me my money!'
He was just a nigga frontin' like he knew mad stars
In his homeboy's whips like he got mad cars
Niggas ain't shit but they still can trick
All they can do for me is suck my clit
I'm jumpin' up and up after I cum
Thinkin' they gon' get some pussy but they gets none
FUCK SLASHDOT BITCH! DDOS POST OF COMMENTS.PL STARTED!
So do I (in electronics at a chain store where we wear blue vests and do a stupid cheer every morning) and the only thing people ask me about is PS2 and Gamecube. When I mention that Microsoft is coming out with a console at about the same time as Nintendo, they all ask what games will be on it. When I answer, they ask "Isn't that on computer anyway?"
Not a single person I have ever talked to wants an XBox. It's simply a non-issue.