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Linux 10th Anniversary Celebration Report

Posted by Hemos on from the happy-birthday-to-you dept.

Marc MERLIN wrote to us with his follow-up report on the Linux 10 celebration in Silicon Valley. Marc comments "The event was a great success, several hundred people showed up, and the money left over is going to the EFF." Marc, in addition to being a great guy, also has lots of reports from other shows.

22 of 70 comments (clear)

  1. cornhole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Can someone explain to me what it means to "cornhole" someone?

  2. Could it be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    That you are a raging homosexual? Of course, because you are one. Now go play with Malda and Michael Sims.

  3. Did you see this guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Did you see this guy there?


    And just what the hell is the postercomment compression filter?

  4. this is what i think of linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


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  5. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Funny Jared news.

    You know 'Jared', the guy who lost 850lbs by eating Subway sandwiches everyday? If you ever go to a Subway and see a picture of him in his old pants that are way too big, take a look at the small print.

    Apparently, it's not Jared, but "Sean, posing in Jared Fogel's pants".

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    5. Re:TEN YEARS OF ASCII PRON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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    6. Re:TEN YEARS OF ASCII PRON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


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    9. Re:TEN YEARS OF ASCII PRON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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    10. Re:TEN YEARS OF ASCII PRON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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    11. Re:TEN YEARS OF ASCII PRON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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    12. Re:TEN YEARS OF ASCII PRON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


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    13. Re:TEN YEARS OF ASCII PRON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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    14. Re:TEN YEARS OF ASCII PRON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  7. Just following... by glam0006 · · Score: -1, Troll

    ... Rob "CmdrButtFuck" Malda's lead.

  8. Re:gay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    _________________
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