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Windows-On-Linux Emulator Shootout

securitas writes: "ZDNet has posted a comparative review of 5 Windows-on-Linux emulators from VMware (2), NeTraverse, WinToNet and Wine." The results encountered varied quite a bit -- none of the products are perfect, but it looks like they hit a particularly disappointing time with Wine.

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  1. fp ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


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  2. Re:Moral of this story: by mackga · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    what is the moral implication of shitting one's pants? anybody got input?
    Hey, c_m, how the fuck are you?

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  3. Re:Moral of this story: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


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  4. Re:WINE. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


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  5. Re:Moral of this story: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  6. Re:well by Trollificus · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'm at -110 and I'm posting at zero as well.
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  7. Re:Moral of this story: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  9. Re:Moral of this story: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yes, I know. So does quite a bit of Linux software, actually. Which then begs the question, why leave Windows at all?

  10. Re:Moral of this story: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    How in the goddamned fuck does YET ANOTHER 'ascii spork' post rate a fucking 'insightful'? Jesus christ you crackheads..put down the fucking pipe already!

  11. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Awe man, you made me blow Pepsi out my nose.

  12. Re:Moral of this story: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hey; mod the parent up...before your crack high wears off!!!

  13. Re:WINE. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    MOMMA: YO MOMMA is not a crack-whore (ya right)

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  15. Re:Moral of this story: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    and your crackwhore mom runs anytime the bill collectors show up

  16. Re:WINE Shouldn't apply... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ASFNOGAD stands for no one gives a damn

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  18. Re:Moral of this story: by GrandCow · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Exactly...

    Right from the article itself:

    Don't forget the obvious: For everything but Wine (and possibly also for Wine right now), you'll need a copy of Windows itself and copies of any applications you might want to run

    This means that you wont get away from paying the "Microsoft tax." If you've gotta buy it in the first place just install it normally and boot into it when you need it.

    -C

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