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Kohan for Linux Ships

kdgarris writes: "Kohan: Immortal Sovereigns, a real-time strategy game is now available for Linux from Loki. The announcement is not yet on their website, however. A demo was made available earlier this month."

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  1. Limp Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  2. dood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    your so fucking stupid you sold your dick for condom money

  3. MOD THIS UP YOU FUCKING SKINNY PALE COMPUTER NERDS by NiGGeRZ_R_SMeLLy · · Score: -1, Troll

    god, you motherfuckin' nerds need to get a life. this is *FUNNY*, laugh. this shit should be modded up.

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  4. Re:Too bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Wow, you must be one stupid jew.

  5. let me tell ya this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I've been fuckin around with xp all day.

    XP is faster, stable, easy to use and supports massive amounts of hardware.

    With this release linux on the desktop has no chance to survive it should make it's time.

  6. Re:Another site to buy Kohan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    $46!? Can someone rip a copy of the CD and put it on an FTP site somewhere? I'm running Linux for chrissakes, why would I pay for a game like those Winbloze l00zers?? Also, where is the source code for Kohan? Isn't this violating the GPL? I DEMAND SOURCE CODE!! Thank you.

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  7. Gaming Support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I've been running Windows XP for the last couple of weeks. It's amazingly fast and stable. The interface is clean and intuitive. Can't wait to see what developers do with it. The drivers and gaming support is awesome. Truly an amazing OS, maybe the best yet.

  8. Re:MOD THIS UP YOU FUCKING SKINNY PALE COMPUTER NE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I'm a regular moderator here, and I think Iknow what funny is. The above post isn't funny. It doesn't reference the works of monty python or douglas adams. It isn't a repetition of a revered geek joke that was only relevant twenty years ago. It has not been produced by one of the defined humour vendors. I think I know when to laugh, and this is not the time.