The Shakespeare Programming Language
Erik Tjernlund writes: "Oh, where art thou my lovely new programming language? Stop fiddling around with those perl magnets and use a real poetic computer language: The Shakespeare Programming Language. Not a compiler, but it converts to C. Cool 100+ line Hello World example. Amazing what CompSci-students can create when they really should do real work."
Assuming this isn't a complete joke...
David Touretzky would probably get a kick out of this language, since it could lead to a dramatic rendition of a CSS descrambler.
You must have missed Ook, a language designed for orangutangs.