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ACM vs. RIAA
stinkbomb writes "The venerable Association for Computing Machinery has posted a legal brief on it's site regarding Felten vs. RIAA. The ACM position is: 'ACM believes that the application of any law to limit the freedom to publish research on computer technology will impose a cost not only on ACM's members, but also on the academic community, the process of scientific discourse, and society in general.'"
I just heard some sad news on TV, apparently Slashdot website creator, Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda, was rushed to the hospital this afternoon after having his penis sliced off. Authorities say the accident involved Rob's penis, his computer, and an illegal computer device imported from China that was designed to stimulate the penis during cyber-sex. The authorities aren't releasing many details yet as to how it happened, but they suspect that the device malfunctioned which caused his penis to be sliced off. However, there is speculation among the Slashdot community that the Open Source Operating System "Linux" is to blame, for its faulty structure and lack of professional development. There is no word of whether there was any foul-play involved from hackers amongst the Linux community.
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Felten, Sklyarov, Corley, etc are all criminals according to the law. They should all be sent to prison for the rest of their lives. They are corporate anti-intellectual property terrorists and need to be punished severly in order to serve as an example to other would-be criminals out there. The DMCA deserves respect as do all laws no matter what your opinion or the "constitutionality" of them are. They will be punished and there is nothing you "freedom of speech" whackos can do about it. Felten is going to prison. He is a menace to economic prosperity of the RIAA member companies.
I have a friend, his name is Nastard.
Nastard means Nads + Turds.
He likes is when you poop on his nuts.
Nastard!
Association for Criminal Machinery.
You are a criminal if you don't like the DMCA. The DMCA is *required* in a free society... and then it is only just the begining. Strict anti-drug laws are also required. The Bill of Rights should be replaced with the DMCA and anti-drug laws.
Perhaps /. should whip up a generic, catch-all Intellectual Property icon.
How about a picture of a gaping, distended asshole?