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Anonymous Coward sent in: "I just ran across a very cool homemade emulation console. It emulates multiple machines, plays movies, plays mp3s, and uses Intel's new wireless gamepads to control everything. It's also cased in plexiglass and uses its own menuing software. The best I've seen yet!" His remote has a docking station.
The whole project runs on windows?!?! And it's mostly written in Visual Basic?!?
Talking about impossible....
Dearest Ralph,
I am an Aryan man who has been dating a Jewess for three years. It is only recently (within the past few months) that I discovered my Aryan pride and began to educate myself about various Aryan issues -- such as the Jew Problem.
It may seem obvious that the correct thing to do would be to break up with her, but I should first tell you about my Jewish temptress. She and I have been dating exclusively for three years and were beginning to have some thoughts about marriage. She is a stunning professional model, but she also recognizes that her proper place is in the kitchen. She has been very good to me and my family, and I have never been so deeply in love in my life. I've never even thought about being with anyone else during this time. Even the most elegant Aryan beauties pale before my seductress.
But then I learned about the Zionist Threat and the even more dangerous issue of race mixing. From what records I can find, it seems like I am a pure Aryan. I am blonde haired and blue eyed, as are my parents and grandparents. My father was a supporter of Martin Luther King and never taught me about my special Aryan heritage. If I marry my girlfriend, or even continue sexual relations with her, I risk tainting the purity of my offspring with her demon egg.
However, this woman is amazing even when it comes to sexual matters. Would it be permissable to restrict my relations with this Jezebel to oral and anal sodomy, or would this be allowing the Jewess to drag me even further down into the pollution of her kind's wicked ways? I was considering breaking up with my love, but then I realized that she would probably quickly find a male Jew and perpetuate her cursed species of ratmen. I would have her convert to Christianity in a second, but I fear the mark of Cain would still be in her blood and in her heart.
Don't get me wrong, my love for my heritage is stronger than my love for my woman, but is there any way to have both without invoking the scorn of God? What a sorry and uneviable state I am in. Please help, Ralph. What would you do?
Your friend,
A Confused Aryan Brother
I need some help. I've got this girl who is a good friend of mine, but I want more out of her. How can I cross the boundries of friendship into a relationship?
I'm new to Linux, as I was wondering if any of you guys could tell me-what is the best window manager/desktop environment to use? Thanks in advance.
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Actually, Saddam hasn't actaully killed any jews. He just made us all get gas masks. But he didnt have the balls to bomb us (since we threatened a plutonium attack). We also bombed his nuclear factory, and he sitll doesnt have the bomb.