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MIT's Bathroom Server

An Anonymous Coward writes: "Some of the undergrads wired Random Hall's (an undergraduate dorm) bathroom system up to the net so that you can visit http://bathroom.mit.edu and see which stalls on which floors are vacant, and if they're in use, how long whoever's been in there. It's a pretty good idea-- you can scout your stall from your dorm room, and watch it to make sure nobody's taken a s$#% there recently."

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  1. Good morning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I dreamt of giving head to a woman. Then I woke up.

    1. Re:Good morning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      You too have an alarm to wake you up when a new Slashdot story appears? I'm glad there's someone else like me, although I was dreaming about Bugs Bunny when I woke up.

  2. Re:Blame Adequacy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Adequacy makes Baby Jesus cry !!!

  3. Re:Blame Adequacy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    http://goatse.cx/

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  4. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'd rather have that than Scottish cock.

  5. Slashdot. You Slashdotted a bathroom. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I have to urinte. How will I urinate now that the bathroom is Slashdotted?

  6. poor kid's computer being slashdoted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    If you post a web cam's IP running off a dinky 100BT ethernet connection on slashdot, what do you think will happen?

  7. Um, hello, moderators? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Who is out there modding down everything that was "funny" to "overrated?" Get a fscking sense of humor or don't moderate. The whole concept is funny, which you aren't.

    1. Re:Um, hello, moderators? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit, toilet humour is. It's sad that so many people obviously find vacuous comments about bathroom smells, bathroom sounds, slashdotted bathrooms &c. uproariously funny. Cheers to whoever's correcting the mismoderation of these pathetic attempts at humour.

  8. Marvellous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    We just /.ed their bathroom. They can't get in there either! And man, are they pissed!

  9. After a night of Taco Bell and sex on the beach by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I can't wait to see what a race condition looks like!

    1. Re:After a night of Taco Bell and sex on the beach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      >>sex on the beach

      um... this is mit we're talking about remember.

    2. Re:After a night of Taco Bell and sex on the beach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Yes, no sex and no beach.

  10. Re:Google's cache... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    (_O_) - goatse.cx

  11. The author of this song is a total fag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    (the author of this song owns a file with the following md5sum: 75fe6d69fcc353c35d5b355d107e7323. anyone who claims to be the author of this file but who can't provide the file that has this md5sum is lying.)

    As if you would.

  12. Re:this isn't nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    seems i just SHIT YOUR MOUTH

    my bad

  13. Re:Consequences? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Wow, that was truly humorous. Thankyou for your generous injection of intelligent humour into the discussion. Just the other day I was thinking that what slashdot needs is more pathetic jokes about the slashdot effect.

  14. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Finally some of you Americans are starting to see the light:
    I am a great believer in perpetual reform and just as annoyed by bureaucratic paperwork as anyone else, but willful stupidity in the face of evidence is also annoying. Capitalism works well only in a carefully constructed cradle of law and regulation (Russia being one case in point). Greed is not good. Where there is greed there is no vision and, not to coin a phrase, those who forget history are condemned to repeat it.
  15. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Why yes, you seem to have grasped the implied meaning of the post to which you replied. It's good of you to spell it out so that people even duller than yourself don't feel left out of the discussion. Bathroom smells? That's so funny!

  16. Re:Shove that bathroom up your arse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Mod parent down. Oops! Wrong topic, my bad.

  17. Anti-Theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...watch the stall to make sure no one has taken a shit there...
    If you take a shit, put it back.

  18. Moderators- by G-funk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Give this story a -1(toilet humour)

    *rimshot*

    --
    Send lawyers, guns, and money!
    1. Re:Moderators- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      *BOIIIIING* (sound effect)

  19. Re:First... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I sure would like to fuck Alice (of the Dilbert fame).

  20. Re:First... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    She is kind of hot.

    But then again, female engineers are so rare that they are sexy by definition.

  21. Pissed, haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Pissed" haha oh i get it! Too bad i can't moderate up this shit.

  22. Check this out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    She is hot!

    I've never seen this charismatic pornstar before!

    1. Re:Check this out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      You are correct sir! Nadia Nyce is fucking hot. Keep posting quality stuff.

  23. MIT Lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I bet it will be funny when the MIT lawyers lower their panties down around their knees and drop their their cockring on the floor by accident. IT would even be more funny if a lawyer accidentally dropped a vibrator or a but plug don't you think?

    I'll see ya all this comin fall,
    . . On The Big Rock Candy Mountain .

  24. Re:First... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Watch out! Female engineers are filthy by definition. Would you fuck Richard Stallman, way to get yeast infection or something.