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Microsoft Defends Passport To Privacy Group
securitas writes: "CNET reports that Microsoft is defending Passport as safe and secure in a presentation to the Center for Democracy and Technology. Other organizations such as the Electronic Privacy Information Center, Junkbusters and even the U.S. government may be lobbied by MS this week to fend off a Federal Trade Commission complaint filed by 15 consumer and privacy groups that charges unfair and deceptive practices."
Click here to see your balls.
It is safe! But those damn crackers make it unsafe!
Eh.
It's real name is Freax, not Linux and definately not GNU/Linux !
-- Linus
those fags should burn in hell.
After having seen a few of my recent posts to this site, you might be forgiven for thinking that I harbour unfriendly feelings towards the sites administrators. Nothing could be further from the truth. I'm not a bad guy, really. I like these guys.
I want to help them.
I'm going to start today, and the best part about it is you can help me help them. Here's how:
Dear Reader,
I wish to bring to your attention an deplorable situation which cannot be allowed to continue. For too many years, Timothy Lord has been denied womanly affection. Of all the slashdot editors, I feel that he is the least undeserving of feminine attention, and yet, it seems that he suffers the most for the lack of it. His entry on the authors page is as follows:
I know we've all read his strangely formal plea, and felt in our souls the aching need he feels in his balls, but have any of us yet responded to this cry for help? I know there must be at least one smart, cute, single woman who reads this page. Unlike Timothy, many of us are blessed with the friendship of women who fit this description. And I know we'd all like to help out.
Timothy is currently the most prolific author of slashdot. He is the only editor who has not abandoned his commitment to the slashdot readers in order to implement lameness filters that don't work and moderate posts "for the good of the readers."
Timothy is slashdot's last honourable man.
Is it right to keep his dick on ice like this? No, I didn't think so. He's a sweet guy. Why are you torturing him? What's wrong with you? Don't you have a heart?!
Despite his sick dreams about Mena Suvari, I feel that Timothy is as perfect a gentleman you could hope to meet. If my instincts aren't recommendation enough, here's an artist's impression of what Tim would look like just after you put your keys on his forehead, prior to making him eat your ass. He cooks, too.
So how can you help?
Help in any way you can. Time is short. For all I know, Tim has never felt the love of a good woman. I'm pretty sure if you make it to 28 without getting laid at least once, your dick falls off in disgust. Plus, he's contemplating alternative lifestyles.
Your friend,
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P.S. If this appeal meets with reasonable success, we'll be going ahead with some more ambitious projects. Look forward to seeing The Get CowboyNeal Blowed Appeal and The Get Michael Sims Iced Appeal.
Some unrelated notes: Why is there an indigo girls song on the censorware page? Is Sims trying to tell us he's a lesbian?
I wanted to use these pictures of Nitrozac in this letter, but couldn't think of a good way to include them. Hopefully someone will find a use for them:
So based on my ruler and my screen resolution of 1024 X 768, your dick is ONLY 3 inches?
Aaliyah passed away this weekend in an airplane crash on the way back from filing her new video.
Actually that was last weekend. WTF?
two words: nazi germany
While, I can't say I go in for lots of dick jokes, I must say you've made troll land a much prettier place to visit.
I wouldn't want to live at -1 but on the occasions when I do come down here to look for AC's with half a brain, I'm much happier to see that the ascii spork has been here before me. Far classier than racist crap, false news, and MS flames.
I bow before the prowess that is the ascii spork. Keep up the good work.
Plz Die
Oh and fuck the "postercomment compression filter."
Thanks
Someone should finish you off!!
Will the Boy Geek get Code Red 2 removed from the Mayor's web server in time to save Geekgirl from certain death at the hands of the truly naughty and villainous Virus Ivy?
And will the Police Chief make it to the roof in time to reboot the massive Geek Signal, without which There Is No Hope??
Can Gnutham City Survive???
Tune in next week and find out! Same geek time, same geek channel!
Random clicking can lock up your computer. Damned JavaScript being used by evil people. It sits there and puts up really nasty pictures and when you try to click out of it, it pops up twice as many. That person should get shot.
Asshole.
My hairy nad sack
Awaits your flitting tongue
Do not deny me
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1. Don't mess with spammers. Passport service must get funds from somewhere, mind you.
2. Don't worry, Microsoft took care to ROT13 three times.
3. All users agents rejected except MSIE.
Question?
If I'm right, this is one of the most desperate examples here of flamebait; this being one of the most insidious of such - given the time/effort put in to this post.
Twitter supports and protects racists - by smearing their critics with the "Hate Speech" label.
Goddammit! I'm out of valium again and my prescription has run out!
That's right, if you follow this mantra then you must agree that ultimately all of your information will be free on the net...what sites you have visited recently, your credit card info, your sexual preferences, who you work for, your favorite sports team etc, will be public domain. However, there is a solution, I heard it in a speech by my favorite man!.....
.. you desseerve to looooose yo privacy! Ahmen Brotha.. If you chooooses, to usess, an Allllternatitivvvve oppperatin system, such as my dear brotha's-- Leeeenux, and Bee eSss Deee, (that stands fo Brotha's Standdd Dogetha), or my personal fave, Mac OS X (Staand togetha now!!!! Hear me clear?) then you have notttthing to fearrrrr!!! Ahhhmmeeeenn Brotttha!.... For We Maaaayyy be fewww (Yes!, Yesssss!) and we Maaayyy be poooorrr (praisse godddd!), but we are brotha's in arms, Hallejjjjulla Brottttha!, Praissee the Loooooooooorrrrrrdd! The Lorrrrd does not need a passport, NO!!!. The Lord does not need Micros$$$$$ft, NO!!! He praises each and every one of of you, who do not commit the siiiiiinns of the ignoorant! Yea! He praises and encourages alllllll thooose who strive for freedom and equalitya on the Woooorld Wiiiiide Weeebbbbbb! Yeaah Brotha!!!
To quote J.Jackson
"If you choose, to use, your paaaaspoorrt,
If you are stuuupid enough to paaaaayyy! for this craap! Then we are prayin for ya, yea , we prayin fo yo'soulll. For you have fallen inta the bad mannnss hannnds! Chill! I can save ya! Just say afta me..... haich tee tee peee colon slash shash, doubleya doubleya doubleya, dot, sourceforge, dot, net. Ahhhhhmmeeennnn and Hallelullghia Brotha! Peace be wit you!"
That was the best speech I have ever heard!!!! Vote Jackson!
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YOU should get shot for using JavaScript. Don't go around blaming others for your own stupidity, jerkoff!
Hey, I like Eric's stuff just as much as the next guy, but in light of what's been going on in schools the past few years, I can understand not wanting kids to have exposure to things that romanticize the power to kill. From the first paragraph of ESR's Ethics From the Barrel of a Gun:
Now, I'm not saying kids shouldn't be exposed at all to arguments, from either side, about gun control. But let's not give the world the false impression that SurfControl is trying to protect kids from OpenSource, ok?