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Microsoft Defends Passport To Privacy Group
securitas writes: "CNET reports that Microsoft is defending Passport as safe and secure in a presentation to the Center for Democracy and Technology. Other organizations such as the Electronic Privacy Information Center, Junkbusters and even the U.S. government may be lobbied by MS this week to fend off a Federal Trade Commission complaint filed by 15 consumer and privacy groups that charges unfair and deceptive practices."
I just heard some sad news on TV, apparently Slashdot website creator, Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda, was rushed to the hospital this afternoon after having his penis sliced off. Authorities say the accident involved Rob's penis, his computer, and an illegal computer device imported from China that was designed to stimulate the penis during cyber-sex. The authorities aren't releasing many details yet as to how it happened, but they suspect that the device malfunctioned which caused his penis to be sliced off. However, there is speculation among the Slashdot community that the Open Source Operating System "Linux" is to blame, for its faulty structure and lack of professional development. There is no word of whether there was any foul-play involved from hackers amongst the Linux community.
i mean...dammit, they suck don't they? jeez i hate that bill gates, dont you? windows is just crap...crap i tell you! linux kicks ass!
My cat's breath smells like cat food.--R. Wiggums
My hairy nad sack
Awaits your flitting tongue
Do not deny me
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Good one! I'll print that one out and post it on my cubicle wall...
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I hate to disappoint you fools, but that's not a haiku. Haikus (which are normally about nature, and not that kind either) contain three lines in the syllabic sequence 5-7-5. I'm sure you must be proud of that *cough work of art *cough, but it's not a haiku. Better luck next time, although maybe someone will take the trouble to spend the mod points on an AC and no one will have to be subjected to your immaturely inane filthy not-even-remotely-quasi-poetic mindless bullshit.