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Software Aesthetics

cconnell writes: "Most software design is lousy. Most software is so bad, in fact, that if it were a bridge, no one in his or her right mind would walk across it. If it were a house, we would be afraid to enter. The only reason we (software engineers) get away with this scam is the general public cannot see inside of software systems. If software design were as visible as a bridge or house, we would be hiding our heads in shame. This article is a challenge to engineers, managers, executives and software users (which is everyone) to raise our standards about software. We should expect the same level of quality and performance in software we demand in physical construction. Instead of trying to create software that works in a minimal sense, we should be creating software that has internal beauty." We had a good discussion on a related topic half a year ago.

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  1. Frothy piss! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    WooHoo!

  2. FP? by Cowboy+Deejay · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    *crosses his fingers*

  3. I Can see the point... by sl3xd · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    I can see the point, but why bother if we can't even get the courts to recognize the artistry involved in writing software?

    An architect can get rights on his design as free speech, and artistic expression.

    Software designers get no such credit.

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    -- Sometimes you have to turn the lights off in order to see.
  4. VA Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    VA Linux fucking sucks.

    What the Fuck is this "There is nothing for you to see here, movie along" bullshit!?!?!??!?!

    Another plot by the VA Linux faggot staff to make Slashdot unusable?

    1. Re:VA Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Don't worry VA Linux closed at an all time low of 1.25 today, shit you can't buy a fuckin subway token with that, bwahahah, va linux is gonna get bought or go out of business.

      Either way don't worry i'm sure slashdots new owners won't be so gay.

  5. But what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Windows. Starch.

  6. And the quality HTML award goes to... by Brazilian · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ... Charles Connell, for creating more "lousy" software. Call me crazy, but I would think that if you wanted to rant about "lousy" software you'd have the presence of mind to write decent-enough HTML so that the character " didn't show up as ? and bullets didn't show up as the character Y.

  7. Satanist music kicks ass! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    King Diamond fucking rules!

    1. Re:Satanist music kicks ass! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      HELL YEAH!!!!!

    2. Re:Satanist music kicks ass! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I can't accept a man with a voice that high. I'd prefer Venom if looking for satan.

    3. Re:Satanist music kicks ass! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      Venom is/was a joke. Bad music, bad lyrics.

      At least try listening to King Diamond's lyrics. Each album is a whole story and great music.

      Merciful Fate is great too.

  8. I was blocked from frosh pliss becase of taconazi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    So Slashdot now has a new fascist policy i see.

    If you are not logged into an account you are unable to see the stories comments or post until there are at least 5 posts above the 1 moderation level. This is ridiculous.

    Do they think this gonna make more people sign up for accounts? Or stop frost pisses? I know Slashdot is the only part of VA Linux making any money, in fact the only income out of the whole company was from slashdot and freshmeat, but pulling these nazi style tactics are not gonna make me or anyone else sign up for an account, sorry commander cockhole. nice try.

  9. Re:I was blocked from frosh pliss becase of tacona by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Given that there is now evidence of an outright censorship (thank Google caches!) I'd say that Slashdot's not going to make VA Linux money much longer.

  10. Here's some SAD NEWS !!!!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I just heard some sad news on TV, apparently Slashdot website creator, Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda, was rushed to the hospital this afternoon after having his penis sliced off. Authorities say the accident involved Rob's penis, his computer, and an illegal computer device imported from China that was designed to stimulate the penis during cyber-sex. The authorities aren't releasing many details yet as to how it happened, but they suspect that the device malfunctioned which caused his penis to be sliced off. However, there is speculation among the Slashdot community that the Open Source Operating System "Linux" is to blame, for its faulty structure and lack of professional development. There is no word of whether there was any foul-play involved from hackers amongst the Linux community.

  11. HP/Compaq merger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    It seems like, initially, 13,000 jobs will go because HP has swallowed Compaq whole.

    I guess this will be OK to the Slashdot crowd. Anything the corporations do, including destroying peoples' lives, is OK as long as it is done for the benefit of the shareholders and profit.

    Shame on you.

  12. oh NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    it is jesus you want, not satan, satan is the bad guy

    1. Re:oh NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      But, you can worship Satan for free.

  13. Re:I was blocked from frosh pliss becase of tacona by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    please elaborate. where can I read about/see this censorship?

  14. Re:Shut up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Flamebait? I thought this was funny as hell.

  15. This theme sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Why does this theme look this icky blue color. I Perfer to stick to green thanks.

  16. Re:Not this stupid 'programming is art' BS again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    printf("Fuck you you pretentious asshole!\n");

  17. Re:Beautiful software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    That's complete bullshit.

  18. Re:You're all fucking next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ahh Man, that was funny!

  19. Re:XP! by circletimessquare · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    If everyone used XP, the software world would be a better place!

    OK, who let Mr. Gates post on Slashdot? ;-)

    From Proud Geek's bio:

    I am an experienced web developer and Perl hacker. It's great; I get laid to have fun and use Linux all day!


    OK, this is definitely not Bill's profile.

    You are lucky Proud Geek! My code would be the most aesthetically pleasing code in the world if I could get "laid" to use Linux all day and not just "paid." (Cheers, no meanness meant ;-)

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  20. Oh my poor child! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Open your eyes, man! See the moderating on the wall! We didn't land on trolltalk, trolltalk landed on US!