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The Destructobot For The Man With Everything

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the except-three-sharpened-meat-tenderizers dept.

bewert writes: "Heavy duty metal-ripping hardware is going up for auction on E-Bay next week. The "Son of Wyachi", winner of the Heavyweight Championship on Comedy Central's BattleBots, will be auctioned on E-Bay. The inventor, Terry Ewert, practiced on old washing machines while developing S-W's triple rotating metal meat grinder apparatus. With a 12 hp. electic motor driving three hardened tool steel meat tenderizer points spinning at 71 mph, Son of Wyachi quickly renders most objects into smoking ruins. A must have for your next Halloween bash!" Auction aside, this is a scary robot. Do not use near kids, pets, or anything you like intact.

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  1. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    i got it, fuckaz.

    -- the jewish fuhrer

  2. Oh yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Fifth post!

  3. Techno Empire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I wonder if anyone here knows about what kind of techno empire I am building.

  4. buy stileproject! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    you can now buy www.stileproject.com from ebay, sweet! $15,000 a little out of my price range though :(

  5. Try not to imagine... by ocie · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    a beowulf cluster of these things.

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    JET Program: see Japan, meet intere
    1. Re:Try not to imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Ok, I'll try to imagine a slashdot where all posts are ONTOPIC. Whether or not this MATTERS, it is entertaining... (Do you have any idea what a Beowulf cluster is, anyway? - Beowulf is not a general-purpose collective - Oh, look, a Beowulf cluster of Geese!!)

  6. Oh yeah, by Dolly_Llama · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    I'll get this and put it right on my new supersonic jet.

    Didn't anyone else get laid off? Was your Bush tax refund just a little bigger than mine?

    I can't read these articles anymore. I'm going back to my Top Ramen.

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    Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. -- Carl Sagan

  7. Re:dammit by Overrated+Nazi · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Fuck you. "Thank you" hasn't been funny since the natalie portman trolls.

    --

    Pointing out opportunities for anal rape since nineteen 'aught six.
  8. As a non-frenchman, I hate the French! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The topic says it all.