Slashdot Mirror
Star Trek Enterprise Tidbits
Carlo di Bonk writes: "I found a good article about the new Star Trek Enterprise television evil forces. These evil villains are from the future and the mirror universe. It seems to be an interesting chance that it is a different mirror universe though, to one seen in Star Trek The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine and other Star Trek television." Lots of little plot bits too, like the fact that they will have transporters, but they won't be trusted because they randomly kill people (like the first movie!) With Farscape running start to finish, my copy of Lexx Season 1 on DVD en route, and the new Star Trek a few weeks away, I think I need to take a week off ... a scifi sabbatical ;)
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
g g
o / \ \ / \ o
a| | \ | | a
t| `. | | : t
s` | | \| | s
e \ | / / \\\ -- \\ : e
x \ \/ --~~ ~--| \ | x
* \ \-~ ~-\ | *
g \ \
o \ \_// ((> \ | o
a \ . C ) _ ((> | / a
t
s /
e | ( C__)\__/
x | \ | \\__// (/ | x
* | \ \) `---- --' | *
g | \ \ / / | g
o | / | | \ | o
a | | / \ \ | a
t | / / | | \ |t
s | / / \/\/ | |s
e | / / | | | |e
x | | | | | |x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
In the episode where they enter uranus.
You're funding the bad guys, you know...
HTTP/1.1 200 OK Date: Wed, 05 Sep 2001 17:56:56 GMT Server: Apache/1.3.20 (Unix) mod_perl/1.25 X-Powered-By: Slash 2.001000 Connection: close Content-Type: text/html; charset=iso-8859-1
OK
The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.
Please contact the server administrator, pater@slashdot.org and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.
More information about this error may be available in the server error log.
SPOILER WARNING.
Thanks for the warning, dick!
Just wondering if anyone knows about a dvd release of the B5 series?
Sit... Speak.... Shake.... Good Dog!
I just figured out to make myself feel better about myself, in a hurry. Just go put your "Threshold Limit" to Zero and bottom-troll. Literally, apparently. Wow. I now know what I have been missing and it isn't pretty. I thought public school was mandatory?
Someone mod this message up :P
Hasn't ST discovered Hollywood by now? Pleanty of silicon there ....
....
Rest easy, I'm sure big fake hooters are on the way
-- www.globaltics.net
Political discussion for a new world
Hey, that one looks really good. Congrats.
posting anonymously to save off topic arse
I said NT
Customer Good morning, I'd like to buy a cat.
Assistant I've go' a lovely terrier.
Customer No no, I want a cat, really.
Assistant Eh...'Ow about this then?
Customer Well, that's a terrier.
Assistant Well, it's as n???????? as ??????
Customer What do you mean? I want a cat.
Assistant Loo', I'll tell you what. I'll file it's legs down a bit, take
it's snou' out, stick a few wires through it's cheeks. Make a
lovely cat, that would.
Customer No no no no no, it's still not a proper cat.
Assistant What do you mean?
Customer Well, it wouldn't miaow.
Assistant Well, It'd howl a bit.
Customer No no no. Well, have you got a budgie?
Assistant Eh...no, no, fresh out of them. I'll tell you what. I'll lop
it's back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stich on a couple
of wings and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem,
lovely budgie.
Customer Well, how long would that take?
Assistant Ooh...conversion like that...eh, back legs of, strippin'...
ohh...Harry! Could you do a budgie job on a terrier straight
away?
Harry I'm still putting the tuck in the Airedale, then I've got the
frogs to let out.
Assistant Friday?
Customer No no, I need it tomorrow. It's a present.
Assistant Hmm...Long job, a budgie. Tell you what...eh...terrier makes a
lovely fish. I can do that for you now. Legs off, fins on, zip
a metal tube through the back of it's head so it can breathe,
bits of cold paint. Make good.
Customer You'd need a big tank.
Assistant It's a great conversation piece.
Customer Yes...Yes alright, but...only if I can watch.
That was art. Congratulations.
Fr. Engels.
You mean Britney Spears isn't going to make a guest appearance?
Did I get first post?
hey nice gun rack.
Thank-you! It goes nicely with the Confederate flag and the "better dead than red" bumber sticker, don't you think?
Note: This post was made by my evil twin fron the alternate universe and should not be taken as a representation of my true opinions.
You're using her as bait, Master!