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NATO Developing Environment Friendly Weapons

Posted by Hemos on from the love-the-earth-kill-the-people dept.

EGSonikku writes: "Although it may seem a bit odd, according to this msnbc.com story NATO and its member countries are developing so called 'green weapons' that produce similar effects to standard weaponry, without using chemicals that could be hazardous to the environment and the soldiers using them. Good to know that we can bomb each other without hurting the butterflies now, eh?" Heh -- it's the environmental bit shift of the neutron bomb -- "Kill the people, preserve the industry" becomes "Kill the people, preserve the land."

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  1. kill the people, save the trees by lperdue · · Score: 0, Troll

    The best weapon for this are ethnically targeted gene weapons.

  2. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    You've managed to skewer hundreds of thousands of slashdot readers, taco, Perl (not a real language?), and those of us who don't stay up all night studying "Information theory" like you, wise one. Thank you for exposing the hypocrisy of Slashdot's moderation system. I am truly indebted to you. Don't you feel proud of yourself now?


    Central NY.. what are you? RPI student of "information theory?" GE drone? get a life.

  3. I disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    If you'd go back and read some of this user's other comments, you'd see that many of them are offtopic arguments about the lameness filter and Taco's grammar.

  4. Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
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  5. Peace thru supiorior Pr0n power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    We at "Trolls for world peace through pr0n" would just like to take a moment to point out that when people are looking at pictures of other people doing the nasty, they're not shooting each other in the head. Or something.