The Funniest Joke in the World
Tackhead writes: "In another example of life imitating Monty Python, this article on nature.com says that the British Association for the Advancement of Science has created Laugh Lab, a project designed to find the funniest joke in the world. Weaponization possibilities are not discussed. Yet."
Thanks.
Well, personally I found THIS to be the funniest damned joke in the world, but maybe ya'll will see it differently. ;-)
Tom, aged nine, runs into the bathroom just as his much older sister steps out of the shower. Fast as a snake she wraps a towel around her and shouts:
- What are you doing? Don't you know how to knock?
- Can't you take your towel off for me, please?
The sister gets angrier and says
- Are you crazy? No - I'm not going to take off my towel for you!
- Please, I have to check something. Besides, I've seen you naked lots of times, so it's not something new for me.
- Ok, ok...
The sister sighs and takes off her towel.
- There - are you happy?
Tom lets out a sigh of relief:
- Phew... My friend Jack said that you got dick this weekend.
Don't read this stupid joke.
The journey is better then the end.