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LinuxWorld San Francisco Convention Report

doom writes: "Marc Merlin has written a pretty good convention report for the LinuxWorld Convention & Expo Summer 2001." A nice long, juicy wrap-up for the convention.

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  1. FROSTY CuP of PISS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    for you and you and i love it yes. yes.

    1. Re:FROSTY CuP of PISS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      I'm 29 years old and a virgin.

      No, I'm not ugly or insane. I've been offered sex many times but I'm too shy to accept the offer. Why? Because of my age I'm already supposed to be experienced.

      A vicious circle.

  2. Maybe we should by The_Messenger · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    stop hassling the booth babes and fix our goddamned website. 'Kay, Rob? ;-)

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    I like to watch.

    1. Re:Maybe we should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      heh, now you're a troll?

  3. Stephen King, author, dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

  4. [OT] Explaination? by FortKnox · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Anyone care to give us an explaination on why /. was hosed all day?

    Was it slashcode 2.2?

    Database again?

    Inquiring minds want to know...

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    Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
    1. Re:[OT] Explaination? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Anyone care to give us an explaination on why /. was hosed all day?

      Because "to many eyes, all bugs are shallow." That's why Slashdot has such great uptime.

    2. Re:[OT] Explaination? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      It's too bad any of the moderators hammered the hell out of you already. Some explanation would have been nice.

    3. Re:[OT] Explaination? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Yeh... what was all of those black hole comments doing in that story?

    4. Re:[OT] Explaination? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      oh gee, he said the truth - that an explanation would be nice. MOD HIM DOWN!

  5. no offense guys but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    maybe yous should consider going gack to slash 1.x or whatever was the last stable, WORKING version of slashcode. If that fails why don't you try moving to Scoop. It works for kuro5hin.

  6. The new slashcode sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The new slashcode really sucks. How many hours of downtime did we experience today? Corrupt databases, slower then normal response times, and that stupid filter... Come on taco. Downgrade /. or we will revolt.

  7. Maybe he could add a comment board? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I would suggest it not use slashcode, as it seems to not work fairly frequently....

  8. Speaking of things coming to an end... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    VA Linux and RedHat stock both hit all-time lows today, with VA Linux at one point all the way down to 1.05 per share. Delisting isn't very far off. Slashdot, we hardly knew ye.

    1. Re:Speaking of things coming to an end... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Yea the DOT CRAP revolution is over and Slashdot is marching into the sunsetof it. Its gotten so bad that the only advertiser that Slashdot appears to have is ThinkGeek and they will be out of business soon enough. Geeks of the world, time to die, your rise to power is over now its time for us non-geeks to go back to our previous jobs, laughing at your lack of personal hygene and inability to get laid. Taco can go back to his old job selling CDs at the local Best Buy. Hell those CDs that AOL ships out are more valuable than Taco's stock holdings in VA Linux.

      You knew the world was about to explode when people actually thought RMS, EMS and Alan Cox were cool. Please!

  9. Too Funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I expect to see this photo on Consumption Junction w/ something to the effect of "Penquin Dick". Muhahahaha...

    Go ahead and Troll me down but you have to admit this is a stupid pose.

  10. heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Your GNUtered selves cannot see the outrage you have caused, because no only you run stupid stories, but now your site is broke. alot

    heh

  11. Jingle Bells.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Jingle bells
    Niggers smell
    Hook nosed kikes, oy vey.
    Illegal spics, drunk dumb micks
    All invading the USA! Hey!

    1. Re:Jingle Bells.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      You're not my fucking mom, you goddamned shitdick.

    2. Re:Jingle Bells.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Hey, semen recepticle - you stole my 'shitdick' insult. If you're vaginally enhanced, I demand restitution in the form of a sloppy blowjob. If you're vaginally challenged, I will murder you.

  12. Great convention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Actually, I wasn't there and I couldn't care less that it took place.

    Why is slashdot broken? What is wrong with slashcode? You have a responsibility to tell the people that use the code what the problems are. Or are you going to do the M$ thing and pretend the problem(s) doesn't(don't) exist?

    1. Re:Great convention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      The problem is that the new Slashcode wasn't tested NEARLY enough. The new Slashcode is full of bugs. MySQL is gagging under the pressure.

      And the egos at Slashdot refuse to face reality.

  13. Re:TROLL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It is offensive to say that there are problems with Slashcode. We all know that open source software is extremely reliable. You, sir, are obviously a troll, to fly in the face of what all right-thinking people acknowledge.

  14. Re:BSD RULES!!! Re:Linux still sucks by The_Messenger · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Plus the mascot for BSD kicks the mascot for Linux's ass.

    Um... okay.

    Cartman, Episode 104: "He's doing something to his ass. He's not kicking his ass, but he's definitely doing something to his ass."

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    I like to watch.

  15. Answered my question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Since this was modded down in less than 5 minutes I'm going to assume that you are going to bury your head in the sand and not admit to any problems

  16. It sucked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The conference sucked ...

  17. Stephen King is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Let's just look at the numbers. At 54, he's no spring chicken. Last month there were 537 posts to usenet about Stephen King. While during the same period on the irc channel #trollbag, newbies were dircted to go to gatse.ms 4,376,282 times -- an astonishing 37652% more popular! Obviously, the only logical conclusion we can draw here is that Stephen King is slowly dying of an very embarassing disease.

  18. What is wrong with Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Why doesn't anyone at Slashdot aknowledge the problems that have been occuring over the last couple of week? Remember that search and older stuff were broken not to long ago. Now posts are not going through. Try to read an article and end up back at the homepage. It is enough to drive one to Zdnet.

  19. What would it be like..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    If Slashdot ran on Windows 2000 and MS SQL Server 2000, instead of this chicken shit software that you can't discuss when it fails.

  20. Re:and now a word from our sponsor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    C is for cum, the stuff michael drinks
    L is for lesbian, the subject of every man's beatoff dreams
    I is for insert, which is what I did with my penis to CmdrTaco's girlfriend
    T is for titties, so wonderful to play with

  21. Slashdot in serious trouble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Someone needs to do a story on what is going on around here. No one at Slashdot wants to talk. Maybe some other online source should post some articles about Slashdot't persistent promblems and downtime.

  22. Re:San Francisco??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You would get hippies and homosexuals no matter where the convention was held. They're the only ones stupid enough to use Linux anyway. MICROSOFT RULES!!!!

  23. Re:Did someone let chicks write code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Maybe that should be can't by a new apple not Apple. Buying fruit is gonna be tough with stock value like VA linux.