Bouncing UK Children Cause Earthquake
Xibalba writes: "This is kinda cool. One million children in the UK jumped up and down simultaneously in an attempt to see what would seismically happen." This cries out to become an annual (and international) all-ages event. Bounce! Bounce! Gain weight! Bounce! Repeat.
Just let Steve Ballmer jump around a little again.
But drop that in one spot and it would have caused quite a big hole in the ground
They aren't actually suggesting that all of Britain's children be dropped in one spot to see how big a hole they'll make, are they?
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"Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_155.html
Stupider like a fox! - H.S.
Everyone now, ready, set, go!
For our next big event, on signal, lets all simultaneously:
1) flush toilets
2) pick up a telephone handset
3) switch on a large electrical appliance
4) call for Chinese take out delivery
5) withdraw funds from the bank
6) visit the same web site
try { do() || do_not(); } catch (JediException err) { yoda(err); }
Or for the pendantic...
What would that be? The people who dangle?
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