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Bouncing UK Children Cause Earthquake
Xibalba writes: "This is kinda cool. One million children in the UK jumped up and down simultaneously in an attempt to see what would seismically happen." This cries out to become an annual (and international) all-ages event. Bounce! Bounce! Gain weight! Bounce! Repeat.
"I just saved hundreds of dollars by switching to Geico!"
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do it for the children!
Only the State obtains its revenue by coercion. - Murray Rothbard
This concept could easily be put to immensely destructive use. Think about it. Have a million, anti-m$ children march to the m$ headquarters in Seattle and stomp their legs off in a manner that ensures that the frequency of their hops matches the natural frequency of the m$ buildings. That way, resonance would be produced and *voila*, in a few minutes, the m$ campus would be reduced to rubble!
:-D
Anyone have an idea how much was spent by the British govt? Think we shd start the fund-raising soon.
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does the british gov't still wear those stupid powdered wigs?
Throw them in jail, all of them!!
Wha-at?!? They're not in the US and they're out of jurisdiction?? Lets go get them, then throw them in jail!
Little earthquake-inducing bastards...
Violation of the DCMA... uh... "thinking freely and breaking copyrighted world records".
Also, any way that this can somehow be blamed on Skylarov? Just incase the computer-related case doesn't work out... We can't let an innocent Russian get away, now can we?
I'm going to assume your ' --Patrick "Shithook" Bateman ' is in reference to Patrick Bateman from American Psycho...
If this is correct, where does the "Shithook" part come from? I don't seem to recall anything like that from the movie.
wow, 1am cst, and no CowbyNeal jokes? sheesh, what has /. come to?
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...and we can collect their little farts in a big ass bottle.
That's fucking funny.
Given the greater magnitude of population and much higher Fat Ass to Skinny Kid ratio in the US... it would have been like 50 nukes going off!
You have apparently never been to an American public school.
Or perhaps that is exactl what he has. Sad.
Bouncing: Si le montant est trop bas on n'signe pas le contrat.
Because we all know that the average american schoolkid weighs more than the average adult in the rest of the world.
Does your name mean cat?
You fail.
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hey fuckwit, it's spelled erewhon.